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Trump hires new legal counsel, seeks restraining order against US Constitution. Vowing to sue America for “everything it’s got,” president-reject Donald Trump has hired Fanny Giuliani (identical twin-sister … Read more
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. And, … Read more
Wherein our intrepid talk radio show host interviews those infamous White House farewell party guests. ANNOUNCER Live from under a rock in your backyard, it’s The Jerry Duncan … Read more
Trump tactics insure he’ll remain president, one way or another — he thinks. A document has been slipped to this reporter from an anonymous source, signed only as … Read more
Exclusive! Snippets from the resumes of job hunting Trump associates. Now that Trump has lost the presidency, all of his closest appointees and associates will be job hunting. … Read more
Biden prepares for a real-life ‘Home Alone,’ as Trump booby traps the White House. For the last week, President Trump has been holed up in his White House … Read more
Trump barricade? No problem: Secret Service plan revealed. An anonymous source has sent the Humor Times an exclusive copy of a Secret Service plan drawn up in case … Read more
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. And, … Read more
What to do when an ex-president is particularly immature and refuses to do what his electors want. Remember how proud you were when you first brought your new … Read more
A consoling letter from a friend, re: One-Term Presidents Club. Dear Donald, I’m sure it’s been tough these last few days what with losing the election and all. … Read more
