White House Doctors Distraught Over Flurry of Coherent Tweets
A series of coherent tweets from the president raises alarms. Dr. Sean Conley and his staff at Walter Reed Medical Center expressed deep concern today that the coronavirus … Read more
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Reports of President Trump’s Feigned Illness Have Been Greatly Exaggerated
Reports of President Trump’s feigned illness have been greatly exaggerated. In fact, his brief stay at Walter Reed Military Hospital will undoubtedly be recorded in history as the … Read more
White House Tax Service
We’re the White House Tax Service and we’ve got the answers to your tax filing questions. The deadline for filing your 2020 income tax return isn’t until next … Read more
Zen and the Art of Being ‘The Donald’
Herewith a selection of proverbs, koans and riddles from the recently discovered text “Zen and the Art of Being The Donald” “There is no such thing as a … Read more
Top 10 Reasons Why I, Donald Trump, Will Not Accept the Election Results
It’s no surprise Donald Trump won’t accept the election results or leave the White House, with his toothbrush & Dippity Do & here’s his Top 10 reasons (in … Read more
Text Messaging G-d: Who Knew He Didn’t Like Emojis?
A satirical peek at my text messaging convo with the Man Upstairs about the Man in the White House who carries a Bible as far as across the … Read more
The Jerry Duncan Show Interviews President Donald Trump
Wherein our intrepid talk radio show host interviews President Donald Trump. ANNOUNCER Live from under a rock in your backyard, it’s The Jerry Duncan Show. JERRY Good morning … Read more
Who Really Took Trump’s MoCA Test?
Turns out, the President didn’t actually take the MoCA test he brags so much about – a surrogate was needed. Hey, I’m Joe Shapiro, and not only did … Read more
More News That’s Unfit to Print
Unfit to Print: So we’ll just put it online. Goya, Oh Boya At a White House event earlier this month, Goya Foods CEO, Bob Unanue, remarked that Americans … Read more
Trump Discovers New Blue MAGA
Trump excited to win over Dems with new Blue MAGA hat, then has biggest temper tantrum yet. The White House staff has been more on edge than usual … Read more
