Don’t Reign on My Parade!
Top 10 things our humble Emperor plans for his parade day on Constitution Avenue, celebrating his birthday! Sparing no tax-payer expense, I hear there’ll be Rocket Launchers, Missiles, … Read more
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White House Reveals New Shock Troops Press Corps
Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt reveals new “right-minded” Shock Troops Press Corps. White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt revealed at a press briefing at the White House on Thursday … Read more
Trump to Zelenskyy: ‘Your Watch & Wallet Too!’
Trump to Zelenskyy: Besides his Watch, Wallet & Ukraine’s rare minerals, 7 more things Trump wants for the ‘deal!’ Says Trump to Zelenskyy in a White House meeting, … Read more
Trump and Zelenskyy to Settle Differences at WrestleMania
Presidential WrestleMania: winner between Trump and Zelenskyy will negotiate with Putin to end the war in Ukraine. US President Donald Trump and Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy are set … Read more
Putin Letter to Santa Claus Discovered
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) The Slobovian Secret Service (SSS) has uncovered a letter to Santa from Russian President Vladimir Putin. Slobovian Secret Service agents Redd Hotte … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 11/15/22
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about psychedelic toads, doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any … Read more
Putin Urged to Take ‘April Fools Off-Ramp’
By taking an “April Fools Off-Ramp,” Putin could get out of a bad situation “without consequences,” diplomats suggest. Much has been made of giving Russian President Vladimir Putin … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 3/8/22
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about new flavors from Mountain Dew, doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; … Read more
