Roger Stone: Gesture of Appreciation to Trump
A joyous Stone was seen gadding about town. Roger Stone has been seen around town with a smug smile on his face. He is bragging that he is … Read more
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Surprise Group Endorses Trump Reelection Bid
Group of comedy luminaries endorses Trump, standing in solidarity. HOLLYWOOD, CA — They say that politics makes for strange bedfellows, but perhaps none stranger than the group of … Read more
Trump Reportedly ‘Inspecting Bunker’ after Iranian Murder Warrant Issued
The feared Slobovian Secret Service is set to execute a recently-issued Iranian murder warrant. Part of the continuing series, Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network). Iranian government officials … Read more
Criminal Denizen of the Planet Zardoc Confesses to Litany of Famous Earth Crimes
Many famous Earth crimes may now be solved via an inter-planetary confession! Part of the continuing series, “Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network)” Flumox838x8, a living being denizen … Read more
Cartoon Chaos: Looney Tunes Characters File Suit
Beloved Looney Tunes characters file suit over no longer being allowed to carry firearms. Warner Brothers recently announced that its Looney Tunes line-up is being reprised. The cast … Read more
Animal Rights Groups Picket the White House
Trump accused of slaughter by animal rights groups PETA and Audubon. The White House is now being picketed by large numbers of the animal rights groups PETA and … Read more
Volcanic Eruption Unearths Anti-Historical Burial Sites
Burial sites of the emperors of the Slobbo-Roman Empire revealed long-lost secrets that probably should have remained so. Part of the “Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network)” series. … Read more
Russian Coronavirus Cases Drop after Putin Wrestles Virus
Daily new cases down to zero after President Putin defeated the Russian coronavirus in a judo match. New cases of the Russian coronavirus have fallen to zero following … Read more
Leaked: Trump Experiencing Burning Palms Since Holding Bible
President takes desperate action to relieve burning palms. Both a neurologist and a dermatologist have been seen entering and leaving the White House several times since the afternoon … Read more
Penis Singer Wins International Talent Competition
A talent competition like no other bares all. Part of the continuing series, Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network). Fharht Bubbelle, a 27 year old oodlefarquer on a … Read more
