Show No Toes (SNOT) Law: One-Year Anniversary
By David Margolin One year ago today, the controversial bill “Show No Toes (SNOT)” was signed into law. Now new legislation is being proposed. Washington, D.C., Ersatz News … Read more
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Who Taught George Santos to Be Such a Self-Serving Fraud?
The surreal saga of George Santos, bizarre Republican congress critter and self-serving fraud. People are baffled by the surreal saga of George Santos, bizarre Republican congress critter, self-serving … Read more
Listen in as Fauci, Newly Retired, Breakfasts with Wifey
Dr. Anthony Fauci takes his medicine, now newly retired. Here he is as everyman, enjoying his first work-free week with the wife! Dr. Fauci is newly retired this … Read more
COVID-19 Is Prompting a Societywide Recalculation
An unexpected and profound impact of today’s horrific coronavirus crisis is that it is quietly prompting a societywide recalibration. Laissez-faire ideologue Ronald Reagan used to delight in mocking … Read more
What Is “Iyyikowa,” and Why Do We Need More of It?
The Choctaw have a word, “iyyikowa,” that means serving those in need… and we need more of it. Charles Dickens, writing about the inequality and social turmoil leading … Read more
Next Global Pandemic Already Predicted
The Slobovian Secret Service say they have uncovered the “next global pandemic.” Part of the “Dispatches from SNN” series (Slobovian News Network). The predictive Analytic and Anosognosic Department … Read more
Trump to Open Luxury “Fat-Farm” Resort in North Korea
“Fat-farm” resort paradise set to open next spring Donald Trump today announced plans for a luxury “fat-farm” vacation property in North Korea to be opened early next year. … Read more
CDC Breakthrough: ‘Butt Bump’ May Prevent Colds and Flu
The butt bump may just be the safest greeting of all New research findings just released from the CDC show that the “butt bump” may be the safest … Read more
Please Don’t Pass the Salt
For health reasons, I must drastically reduce my salt intake. My sister laughed out loud when I told her that one of the few things I could do … Read more
McDonald’s Introduces Healthy Fries: Diners Hostile
Regulars complain that they don’t eat at McDonald’s for their health The biggest fast food restaurant in the business announced last month that they were introducing an alternative … Read more
