Exclusive: Little Donnie in his Mother’s Diary, Revealed!
A peek into Donald Trump’s (“Little Donnie”) childhood, documented by his poor mother! Part 1 If we read between the lines we’ll get a better understanding of where … Read more
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Things You Can Do Before You Shoot Your Dog: Top 10!
Advice to Gov. Kristi Noem: Don’t shoot your dog! And don’t let your little dog’s problems get your goat! I can prove that if Kristi Noem came to … Read more
Alphanumeric Wordplay for the Slightly Inebriated
Recognizable Letters & Numbers that’ll make you scratch your head for more! Scroll down for some Alphanumeric Wordplay. Alphanumeric wordplay example: E=mc2 – A No-Frizz hair formula OR … Read more
Analyzing Pinocchio, Woodn’t You?
Analyzing Pinocchio: Losing his cred as the biggest liar, Pinocchio lies down on the shrink’s couch! Listen in to the soul-searching session analyzing Pinocchio led by Dr. Gotwood: DR. … Read more
Words=Money: Millions Accrue as Trump Flaps His Mouth to E Jean Carroll
After playing with Monopoly money all his life, Trump must now put his own money where his mouth is, including every mention of ‘E Jean Carroll’… That’s right, … Read more
Joe Biden Accused: ‘Stole Pen at Bank’ & Other Crimes
Republicans James Comer and ‘Get off my lawn’ Grassley grasp for straws: Joe Biden accused of stealing the Lindbergh baby! Joe Biden accused of various & sundry crimes: … Read more
Top 10 Reasons Michelangelo Said David’s Penis is So Small!
Michelangelo: “I say, if it was any bigger – THAT would be pornography!” “Size doesn’t matter” says Michelangelo – and that should be carved in stone! Here’s an old … Read more
How Kevin McCarthy Can Save Face: Top 10 Tips
After months of stagnant voting for Speaker of the House, here’s how Kevin McCarthy can save face. How Kevin McCarthy can save face: sure-fire tips for another stubborn … Read more
Trump Eats Paper Again, Plumber Excited
Former White House aide under oath: Trump eats paper again, and asks for ketchup! Top 10. Trump eats paper again: Nick Luna, a former Trump White House aide, … Read more
You CAN Take It With You! Thinking Inside the Box
Thinking inside the box: Dark Comedy is what you’re hereafter! ‘Being of sound mind – I spent all my money!’ Well, that takes care of my Last Will … Read more
