Republicans Fire Back: ‘We’re Not Weird!’
The GOP is on the defensive after Democrats claimed their policy positions are “weird,” with JD Vance leading the charge. Decrying Democrats’ claims that “Republicans are weird,” Sen. … Read more
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Citing Supreme Court Ruling, Biden Owns Up to ‘Now Legal’ Assassination Attempt
On “Meet the Press,” Biden admits ordering an assassination attempt, and revealed more plans, saying “it’s all okay by the Supreme Court.” Appearing on last Sunday’s Meet the … Read more
Why Kids in Louisiana Won’t Listen to Their Pious Governor
It seems demagogic Christian officials in Louisiana have surged past Texas on the far right. For us Texans, there’s nothing new about Bible-thumping politicians bedeviling us with the … Read more
This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: ‘Heil Be Seeing You!’
Traitor Trump boasts “Heil be seeing you!” Trump is a lout and outlier. Republicans can’t seem to add things up, but they’re real good at division. Trump supporters … Read more
Trump to Fake His Own Death to Raise Cash, Sources Say
Another ploy to raise campaign cash? Sources say Trump plans to fake his own death after accusing opponents of assassination plot. As part of his campaign strategy to … Read more
Brain Worm Offers New Explanation
Source of MAGA support: RFK’s brain worm offers his explanation. In a recent secret interview with a leading neuroscientist, this reporter learned that she had uncovered an explanation … Read more
This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Knucklehead-Ache
Donald Trump is the world’s biggest knucklehead-ache. Trump whines about election-riggers, but has no problem with oil-riggers. The polls suggest Trump is leading, but they’re not even a … Read more
Spring into Spring with New Delights from MAGA Marketplace
By Dan Berman A new MAGA marketplace offers anything and everything today’s conservatives might want or need. We are delighted, in this The Year of Retribution, to unveil our … Read more
Petition: MAGA Movement (Multicultural Americans’ Goodwill Alliance)
A new petition for the “MAGA Movement” has been posted online and is looking for signers. No, not that MAGA, but “Multicultural Americans’ Goodwill Alliance” — a worthy … Read more
Where’s George Orwell Today? Texas!
Texas politicians would be right at home in a George Orwell novel, pushing their party straight into the abyss of autocracy. If you think the GOP’s Congress of … Read more
