White House Looks for Another Trump Monument Location

White House Looks for Another Trump Monument Location
Dave's political satire and short humor have appeared in most major North American newspapers. He is also the author of several humor collections including "Dare to be Average", "Screams & Whispers" and "King Donald I" available on Amazon.
David Martin
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After the Mount Rushmore plan fell through, Trump’s team did not give up trying to find a suitable location for a proper Trump monument. “White House reached out … Read more

COVID at the Bat: a Revised Poem

COVID at the Bat: a Revised Poem
Humorist and political commentator at kristopherwood.com
Kristopher Michael Wood is a humorist and political commentator. His work has appeared in McSweeney’s Internet Tendency, The American Bystander and Points in Case. In a past life, he worked as a lighting programmer for The Late Show with David Letterman and as a roadie for Radiohead, Elton John and Sheryl Crow, amongst others.
Kristopher Wood

The outlook wasn’t brilliant for the Miami nine that day, with COVID at the Bat: The Covid tests they took were few, with sixty games to play, And … Read more

The New Trump Supporters

The New Trump Supporters
Dave's political satire and short humor have appeared in most major North American newspapers. He is also the author of several humor collections including "Dare to be Average", "Screams & Whispers" and "King Donald I" available on Amazon.
David Martin
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Sure, it’s easy to find many who have turned against the president, but what about the new Trump supporters? A couple of years back, The New York Times … Read more

Trump Discovers New Blue MAGA

Trump Discovers New Blue MAGA
Diane de Anda is a third generation Latina and retired UCLA professor. Tired of cranking out technical articles in a "publish or perish" atmosphere, she now spends most of her time writing adult fiction, children's books, parody, and satire.Her weapon of choice is the limerick, aimed with humor and a touch of malice at society's icons, celebrities, politicians, and other irritating folk.
Diane de Anda

Trump excited to win over Dems with new Blue MAGA hat, then has biggest temper tantrum yet. The White House staff has been more on edge than usual … Read more

Waldo Hunter Successful After 33 Years

Waldo Hunter Successful After 33 Years
Dave Suter is an essayist and social commentator specializing in translating the shadows on the walls of Plato’s cave into editorial prose. He lives in Ohio where he watches a vast mountain of essays and unpaid bills not resolve itself into the Great American Novel─or a paycheck.
David Suter

After an exhaustive 33 year search, social distancing has helped Waldo hunter Jason Thromb finally realize his dream. If anything good can possibly result from the Coronavirus pandemic … Read more

Future Trump Tweets

Future Trump Tweets
rfreed has a fertile, if somewhat warped, imagination. Read him at your own risk! More laugh gaffes available at Semi-Humorous Humor
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Roger Freed

Here are some future Trump tweets you’re bound to see, based on a scientific analysis of his historical tweeting habits. Libraries are a major place for the fake … Read more

This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: No More Chants Mexico Will Pay

This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: No More Chants Mexico Will Pay
I was born a young baby. Then I grew up. Then I grew confused. Then I grew tired. I'm a 20th century man who's somehow been transported to the 21st century, with one foot in the gone past and the other in the here now. I started my blog mymanymoodsofme toward the end of 2012. There I write humorous essays, stories and poems (lyrics from my songs), in addition to my aphorisms. It's good work... if you get it. In my spare time I play chess, write songs, and reflect upon what I see. I'm very happy to be colluding with Humor Times, and hope you enjoy the result. Cheers!
Ralph Lombard

Mexico won’t peso the US taxpayer will! Trump’s wallet takes money you never get back. “The Art of the Ordeal” by Donald Trump. In the “whorer” section. Followers … Read more

The Greatest Show On Earth

The Greatest Show On Earth
Dave's political satire and short humor have appeared in most major North American newspapers. He is also the author of several humor collections including "Dare to be Average", "Screams & Whispers" and "King Donald I" available on Amazon.
David Martin
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At the new Greatest Show On Earth, laugh at the craziest collection of fools in any circus ever! Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, racists and xenophobes, welcome … Read more

The Brand New U. S. Citizenship Test

The Brand New U. S. Citizenship Test
Dave's political satire and short humor have appeared in most major North American newspapers. He is also the author of several humor collections including "Dare to be Average", "Screams & Whispers" and "King Donald I" available on Amazon.
David Martin
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An exclusive, surprising peek at Trump’s proposed new ‘Citizenship Test’ One of Donald Trump’s key campaign promises was to reform the immigration system, but so far he has … Read more

Are Trump Supporters Totally Ignorant of his Shortcomings?

Are Trump Supporters Totally Ignorant of his Shortcomings?
Dave's political satire and short humor have appeared in most major North American newspapers. He is also the author of several humor collections including "Dare to be Average", "Screams & Whispers" and "King Donald I" available on Amazon.
David Martin
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It’s easy to see this miscreant should not hold any position of authority, but somehow Trump supporters need more convincing. Personally, I find Donald Trump to be a … Read more

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