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Comedy & Political Correctness: A Friggin’ Showstopper!

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Quotes from Mel Brooks, George Carlin, Bill Burr, John Cleese, Jerry Seinfeld, Gilbert Gottfried & me – on political correctness and 86ing our babies! Take Mel Brooks’ 1967 … Read more

The Buck Never Stops Here!

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The Buck Never Stops Here: The Emperor not only doesn’t have any clothes – he doesn’t even have a Desk Plaque! President Harry S. Truman said, “The Buck … Read more

My Conundrum: A New Job or a Trip to Australia?

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Typos or Koala Bears in Australia – what would you do? In 1983 while living in Hawaii on my husband’s 3 year tour, I finally got a part-time job … Read more

Cash Poor & Balls in Hand, Trump Comes Home to Melania!

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After losing $83.3 Million in cash to E. Jean Carroll, Trump comes home to Melania, shares his financial plan! Listen in as Donald Trump comes home to Melania, … Read more

Trump Admits to Banned Books Next to his Bed: Top 10!

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Warning, Black Humor: proving Donald Trump will indeed have a Presidential Library… shelf! When she was living, Ivana Trump told her lawyer that Donald Trump kept Hitler speeches … Read more

Top 10 Giuliani Wish List Clauses Santa Can’t Refuse!

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American’s fallen Mayor, Rudy Giuliani seeks help from Santa with his big unrepentant Giuliani Wish List! Dear Santa, Okay, you caught me in a bad year!  Last year wasn’t so … Read more

Analyzing Pinocchio, Woodn’t You?

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Analyzing Pinocchio: Losing his cred as the biggest liar, Pinocchio lies down on the shrink’s couch! Listen in to the soul-searching session analyzing Pinocchio led by Dr. Gotwood: DR. … Read more

White House Plumbers Number Not on Trump’s Speed Dial!

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The “White House Plumbers” didn’t unclog Trump’s golden toilet. But someday we’ll be watching “Donald Trump’s 7 Year Scandal.” No, these plumbers didn’t unclog Trump’s golden toilet. They … Read more

How Much is a Lie Worth in the Dating Game?

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$787.5 million for lies? What about Dating Lies? According to my study, they have different values: One-offs & Whoppers! It’s time for Online Daters to stop the dating … Read more

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