The Trump Family Intervention
With heavy hearts, the Trump kids gathered this week in a secret location for an emergency Trump family intervention — and I just happened to get my hands … Read more
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Horoscopes for Jerks: January 2019
What’s your sign? Check out your Funny Horoscope January 2019, and the outlook for all those jerks you know, right here! What? You don’t even believe in astrology? … Read more
Me vs Andy Borowitz: A Satire Showdown
Gonna grab my spit bucket & let’s rumble, Mr Andy Borowitz… I’m mad as hell & not gonna take it anymore & now I say, ‘Game is on’! … Read more
Donald Trump to Consult with Pink Floyd on Wall
Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders would neither confirm nor deny Trump’s plans to meet with Pink Floyd. President Donald Trump today announced that he will soon meet with … Read more
Eve of Impeachment: A Song Parody
“Eve of Impeachment,” a parody of “Eve of Destruction” by P. F. Sloan Democracy it is explodin’ The house of cards, it is implodin’ Our President, he is … Read more
Trump Threatens to Hold Breath ‘Until Mueller Goes Away’
“I’ll hold my breath until Mueller goes away — I will, even if I turn blue and die myself dead!” the President screamed. “And then you’ll all be … Read more
The Trumpanos: A New HBO Series
Screenplay for a new HBO series that’s bound to be a big hit: “The Trumpanos” Logline: “Orange Daddy” Trumpano’s crime family fight their way to the top of … Read more
Horoscopes for Jerks: December, 2018
What’s your sign? Check out your Funny Horoscope December 2018, and the outlook for all those jerks you know, right here! What? You don’t even believe in astrology? … Read more
Trump Says Alaska Earthquake Caused by ‘Poor Snow Management, Unlike Finland’
“There’s plenty of snow in Finland,” Trump explained, “but they don’t have anything like that Alaska earthquake because they rake it all up and deposit it in snow … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 11/26/18
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. … Read more
