Day Care Employees Fighting Mad ‘Fight Club’ Busted

Day Care Employees Fighting Mad ‘Fight Club’ Busted
John Glynn is an Irishman, a lover of Guinness and a
potato connoisseur. An expert in the area of mediocrity, he one day hopes to own a decent coffee maker and visit SeaWorld Orlando.
John Glynn

Fight Club: but not the way Chuck Palahniuk envisaged it Obviously bored with their mundane lives, staff at a day care decided to inject a little excitement into … Read more

Kentucky Clerk Kim Davis to Take it Further: “Pork Eaters Can Suck It!”

Kentucky Clerk Kim Davis to Take it Further: “Pork Eaters Can Suck It!”
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Kim Davis promises to end the hypocrisy and start enforcing “God’s law” in all cases. Rowan County Clerk Kim Davis is still not issuing marriage licenses, invoking “God’s … Read more

Inspired by Cheney, Hitler, from Hell, Defends 1938 Invasion

Inspired by Cheney, Hitler, from Hell, Defends 1938 Invasion
Michael was born in South Africa at the height of the apartheid era He quickly became involved in the underground resistance movement, knew Nelson Mandela and other prominent revolutionaries, some of whom later moved into privileged positions formerly occupied by whites. After several exciting escapes, he was forced to flee the country in disguise. He successfully made his way to the UK and gained his PhD at Cambridge on a university scholarship, He then pursued the dualcareer of college professor and social revolutionary, provoking academic and political mayhemwherever he went. Having thus failed miserably at both politics and education, he now cynically rails like Diogenes at the foibles of mankind in bitter satires and faintly subtly edgy political cartoons. History will, however absolve him. In 2006 he discovered a new Shakespeare play, but it's going to take a new generation to acknowledge it. Check out his website, Editorial and Political Cartoons.
Michael Egan

“Like my pal Dick Cheney, I believe what I did was the right thing,” says flaming fuhrer. DEPTHS OF HELL – Interviewed last night via GoogleSeance™ satellite, former … Read more

Animal Farm 2.0 Attacked as Controversial Children’s Book

Animal Farm 2.0 Attacked as Controversial Children’s Book
John Glynn is an Irishman, a lover of Guinness and a
potato connoisseur. An expert in the area of mediocrity, he one day hopes to own a decent coffee maker and visit SeaWorld Orlando.
John Glynn

It’s not the only recent children’s book to spark criticism from the right. According to Ben Carson, the American author, presidential candidate and close friend of God, “On … Read more

Adam Sandler So Bad Anymore, Even Westboro Baptist Church is Demanding He Stop

Adam Sandler So Bad Anymore, Even Westboro Baptist Church is Demanding He Stop
John Glynn is an Irishman, a lover of Guinness and a
potato connoisseur. An expert in the area of mediocrity, he one day hopes to own a decent coffee maker and visit SeaWorld Orlando.
John Glynn

Crimes against comedy: The demise of Adam Sandler Pixels, the big screen equivalent of horse shit, came on the heels of The Cobbler, the biggest stinker of Adam … Read more

Fox News and Donald Trump Reach ‘Non-Nuclear’ Deal

Fox News and Donald Trump Reach ‘Non-Nuclear’ Deal
Michael was born in South Africa at the height of the apartheid era He quickly became involved in the underground resistance movement, knew Nelson Mandela and other prominent revolutionaries, some of whom later moved into privileged positions formerly occupied by whites. After several exciting escapes, he was forced to flee the country in disguise. He successfully made his way to the UK and gained his PhD at Cambridge on a university scholarship, He then pursued the dualcareer of college professor and social revolutionary, provoking academic and political mayhemwherever he went. Having thus failed miserably at both politics and education, he now cynically rails like Diogenes at the foibles of mankind in bitter satires and faintly subtly edgy political cartoons. History will, however absolve him. In 2006 he discovered a new Shakespeare play, but it's going to take a new generation to acknowledge it. Check out his website, Editorial and Political Cartoons.
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But Fox News’ Megyn Kelly supporters cry foul NEW YORK – Donald Trump announced today that he had “forced Fox News to its cowardly knees,” after signing a … Read more

Trumpenstein: The Horror Republicans Created Now Threatens to Destroy Them

Trumpenstein: The Horror Republicans Created Now Threatens to Destroy Them
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Republicans regret their creation, and plot to destroy it, before it’s too late. A Rathskeller deep in the forested woods. Night has drawn its blackest curtain across the … Read more

Candidates Displayed in Pens at Iowa State Fair, Like Rest of Animals

Candidates Displayed in Pens at Iowa State Fair, Like Rest of Animals
rfreed has a fertile, if somewhat warped, imagination. Read him at your own risk! More laugh gaffes available at Semi-Humorous Humor
!!!!!Buy 'The Alaska Papers' from lulu.com. Only $10 !!!!! An almost funny publication!
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Iowa decides to highlight ‘true nature of American politics’ by penning presidential candidates. This year’s crop of Presidential weeds… er… candidates made their appearance this week at the … Read more

Jared Fogle Story to be Told in Epic Film by Clint Eastwood

Jared Fogle Story to be Told in Epic Film by Clint Eastwood
John Glynn is an Irishman, a lover of Guinness and a
potato connoisseur. An expert in the area of mediocrity, he one day hopes to own a decent coffee maker and visit SeaWorld Orlando.
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Subway’s longtime spokesman, Jared Fogle, will be featured in major biopic. Once called “America’s 6-inch sweetheart,” Jared Fogle, Subway’s longtime spokesman, now finds himself in a world of … Read more

A Day in the Life of ‘The Donald’

A Day in the Life of ‘The Donald’
John Glynn is an Irishman, a lover of Guinness and a
potato connoisseur. An expert in the area of mediocrity, he one day hopes to own a decent coffee maker and visit SeaWorld Orlando.
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The Donald, likely an insult comic in another life, sits like a King. Paul Lewis, a British journalist at The Guardian best known for his award-winning investigation into … Read more

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