GOP Gamifies Hunt for Nonexistent Voter Fraud
Republicans are literally going hunting for illegal voters, gamifying their obsession with nonexistent voter fraud. This election year has added a new season to our country’s calendar: The … Read more
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Alberta Premier Danielle Smith: ‘Great Grandma Was Ike’s Lovechild’
After criticism for claims of indigenous roots, Danielle Smith now says she’s related to Dwight Eisenhower and a Russian Tsar. Alberta, Canada Premier Danielle Smith is setting down … Read more
This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Defund a Mental Racist
Keep America free: Defund a mental racist! Donald Trump is the biggest worm ever to come out of the Big Apple. Trump’s Truth Social posts: A cornered rant. … Read more
Assorted Nuts
“Assorted nuts” and Ted Cruz have become synonymous, as he always tops every list of goofy, right-wing political partisans. Let me say one word to you: Nuts. Now, … Read more
This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Dunce Fever
Trump’s looney tune gives Republicans dunce fever Trumpworld is teaming with Oaf-Keepers. MAGA demands the right to remain violent. “Proud Boy” Roger is Trump’s goose-stepping Stone. Nixon gave … Read more
GOP Pols See Red, Knowing Sex Sells
Republican-leaning Americans sure have sex on their mind these days, and know that sex sells. Republican-leaning Americans sure have sex on their mind these days, and know that … Read more
DeSantis Abducted by ‘Space Aliens’
Florida Governor Ron DeSantis says he was abducted by “space aliens” in New York after a TV interview. Florida Governor Ron DeSantis claims he was abducted by “space … Read more
Vote: How to Fight the Next Civil War
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) America is undoubtedly headed for the next civil war, but citizens must first decide which issues to kill each other over. According … Read more
Beware: The GOP Has Chosen to Embrace the Crazy
The Republican pivot to “embrace the crazy” started with the deep ignorance, frat-boy arrogance and corporate servility of George W. Bush. In the 1990s, the sharp-witted Texan and … Read more
From Lame President to Lame Duck
Biden dismisses the critics by saying, “I’m the only president they got.” But being a lame president only leads to being a lame duck. Former President Donald Trump’s … Read more
