Top 10 Reasons Michelangelo Said David’s Penis is So Small!
Michelangelo: “I say, if it was any bigger – THAT would be pornography!” “Size doesn’t matter” says Michelangelo – and that should be carved in stone! Here’s an old … Read more
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Trump at CPAC: ‘I Will Keep Men Out of Women’s Shorts (I Mean SPORTS) – Top 10 Promises!
And 9 other pie-in-the-sky promises from Donald Trump at CPAC! Donald Trump at CPAC gave the closing speech, saying ‘this is my final battle’ & ‘I will prevent … Read more
How Kevin McCarthy Can Save Face: Top 10 Tips
After months of stagnant voting for Speaker of the House, here’s how Kevin McCarthy can save face. How Kevin McCarthy can save face: sure-fire tips for another stubborn … Read more
Trump Eats Paper Again, Plumber Excited
Former White House aide under oath: Trump eats paper again, and asks for ketchup! Top 10. Trump eats paper again: Nick Luna, a former Trump White House aide, … Read more
Melania Trump’s Marriage Certificate… Redacted! Top 10 Warnings!
Melania Trump got a ‘Top 10 Heads-Up’ before she signed her Marriage Certificate – heavy on the Redactions! 10. MELANIA, SIGNING THIS MARRIAGE CERTIFICATE MAY BRING xxx EMBARRASSMENT, … Read more
Top 10 Things That Keep Me Up at Night: Sleepless ’til September, Part 2
Still can’t sleep & counting sheep, waiting for the other shoe to drop in September, when the Jan 6 Committee returns! Part 2, Sleepless ’til September: waiting for … Read more
Top 10 Things Keeping Me Up at Night: Sleepless ’til September!
It’s keeping me up at night, counting sheep ’til the Jan 6th Committee returns in September & they haul in the whole frigin’ bunch of Swamp Things! I … Read more
Exclusive: Trump’s Missing 187 Minutes Revealed!
Former White House resident Donald Trump wants you to buy his latest Top Ten excuses about the missing 187 minutes! Donald Trump‘s failure to stop the insurrection may … Read more
Too Little, Too Late: Top Ten List After Bill Barr Jan. 6th Coo-Coup Revelations
It wasn’t just his coo-coup revelations. Play along with Mrs. Barr: Other things Bill was too late for! Yes, another fine mess former Attorney General “Coo-Coup” Bill Barr … Read more
Amber Heard’s Shocking Trial Post-It Notes To-Do List!
Johnny Depp’s ex diagnosed with Narcissism & Carpel Tunnel Syndrome! To-Do List exposed! After 6 weeks of watching the Johnny Depp/Amber Heard contentious Defamation of Character Trial, it’s … Read more
