Yes, We Want No Cicadas
The invasion is happening, but it’s not migrants, it’s cicadas! A previous U.S. president often warned that there is an invasion coming and he couldn’t be more right. … Read more
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This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Aquitters Never Win
Aquitters who refuse to do their job should be fired! As the entire country watches, Republicans allow no witnesses. Am I nuts, or have we become a democrazy? … Read more
The Jerry Duncan Show Interviews Congresswoman Ocasio-Cortez & The Trumpster
Wherein our intrepid talk radio show host interviews New York Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez and President Donald Trump. ANNOUNCER Live from under a rock in your backyard, it’s The … Read more
The Real Reason Kirstjen Nielsen Was Forced to Resign
Scoop: Kirstjen Nielsen actually resigned because of a mysterious Border Patrol/Secret Service mix-up at the border while Ivanka was visiting with her kids. A anonymous source within the … Read more
Update: Caravan of Disgruntled Americans Reach Guatemalan Border
A horde of disgruntled Americans, who we reported on when they crossed the Mexican border last month, have now reached the Guatemalan border. The thousands of middle and … Read more
Pelosi Agrees to Trump’s Wall, On One Condition
“The Lego Solution” is something Nancy Pelosi agrees with. The U.S. government came to a grinding halt Saturday, and Washington, D.C. long-timer and incoming Speaker of the House … Read more
Trump’s Border War
A border war of choice that hurts us, instead of protects us “What did you do in the border war, Daddy?” “I was in an Army platoon on … Read more
Special Training Ordered for Troops Set to Face ‘Fearsome Horde’ of Mothers and Children
Troops facing onslaught of mothers and children get special training, including use of new tools like custom “kiddie stun guns.” An anonymous source in the Pentagon has revealed … Read more
Children Beg to be Returned to Cages
Turns out, Laura Ingraham and other Republicans were right: the cages were like summer camp for these immigrant kids! MCALLEN, TX — Just weeks after President Trump sought … Read more
