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Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Special Health and Science Issue: Nutritionists attribute president’s energy to the Trump diet: “All-American F&F.” US President Donald Trump is a remarkably … Read more
Mother Nature is being exhausted, so let’s give her a brake! Never put off ’til tomorrow what you can do the day after that. There’s no progress inertia. … Read more
Donnie’s throwing yet another presidential tantrump. Trump wants votes that are left uncounted. We are nitwitnessing a historical presidential implosion. Reality: Like it or unlike it. No concession, … Read more
I saw a serpent who was snaked. In deceit of power there sits a liar Trump is awful. Of shit! I don’t understand how people don’t understand. There’s … Read more
To avoid ignorance, ignore rants. Not surprisingly, Trump has stoop-ed down to a new low. To deal with nothing, deny everything. If life gives you lemons, throw them … Read more
Lose It! is for losers – get the weight management tool that works for you! Have you heard friends rave about the popular diet app Lose It! (“Food … Read more
“Fat-farm” resort paradise set to open next spring Donald Trump today announced plans for a luxury “fat-farm” vacation property in North Korea to be opened early next year. … Read more
