GOP ‘Preemption’ Is a Euphemism for Creeping Autocracy
In the name of democracy, some claim they must usurp the people’s democratic authority. Let’s call it what it is: creeping autocracy. It’s always instructive to hear powerful … Read more
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Dress Code: Are the Women in Your State Legislature Properly Attired?
Missouri’s GOP controlled state house of representatives has adopted a dress code aimed at women. Many of today’s right-wing governors and state legislators have a problem. By constantly … Read more
Trump at CPAC: ‘I Will Keep Men Out of Women’s Shorts (I Mean SPORTS) – Top 10 Promises!
And 9 other pie-in-the-sky promises from Donald Trump at CPAC! Donald Trump at CPAC gave the closing speech, saying ‘this is my final battle’ & ‘I will prevent … Read more
Congressman ‘Santos’ Flees Country, Interpol Nabs Him
Breaking news: Santos flees country. Updates expected when Interpol authorities provide more information. Congressman “George Santos” fled the United States today, leaving behind a husband, an ex-wife, and … Read more
Bile Drips Down Mouth of Fox News Rainmaker as Righteous Ron Licks His Chops
Fox News “rainmaker” Tucker Carlson had to eat his words, and offered a confession to his unthinking viewers. So, hatred clouded poor Tucker Carlson’s judgment. Imagine that. It … Read more
House Offers Speakership to Q-Shaman and Elmer Fudd
As Kevin McCarthy fails to win election to Speaker of the House, the post is offered to the Q-Shaman and Elmer Fudd. It is a historic time for the … Read more
SNN Uncovers 20 Lies George Santos Did Not Tell
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) He told so many, it seems like he told them all. However, an investigation has revealed many lies George Santos did not … Read more
GOP Gamifies Hunt for Nonexistent Voter Fraud
Republicans are literally going hunting for illegal voters, gamifying their obsession with nonexistent voter fraud. This election year has added a new season to our country’s calendar: The … Read more
Alberta Premier Danielle Smith: ‘Great Grandma Was Ike’s Lovechild’
After criticism for claims of indigenous roots, Danielle Smith now says she’s related to Dwight Eisenhower and a Russian Tsar. Alberta, Canada Premier Danielle Smith is setting down … Read more
God Wants DeSantis for 2024
Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis is hinting that he’ll challenge Trump in 2024, because that’s what God wants. Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis claims to know what God wants, but … Read more
