This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: The Elephant in the Room
As usual, the elephant in the room makes doo. Republicans and Trump: Of Mice and Menace. Conservatives serve cons. Trump: America’s #1 bulltwitter. You can have your say, … Read more
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This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Disapproval Leads to Removal
[Our number] one disaster leads to another. If Trump wasn’t so stupid, he’d realize how stupid he is. Every horse’s ass believes he’s a stable genius because of … Read more
Leprechauns Cancel St. Patrick’s Day Mischief & Shenanigans
Annual St. Patrick’s Day Shenanigan Festival canceled by unusually cautious Leprechauns amid coronavirus fears. Colin McCreedy, president of the International Brotherhood of Leprechauns and Wee People, has announced … Read more
This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: If You Can’t Stand the Heat, Stay Out of Women’s Vaginas!
Predators and legislators, STAY OUT! Trump is the anti-Rodney Dangerfield; he don’t give no respect! Those that swagger in often stagger out. Trump vs. Stormy: Thugs vs. Jugs. … Read more
This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Barr-King Dogmas
All dogs go to heaven, all dogmas go to hell! Trump’s living on Barr-owed time. We need law and order, not loss and orders. Stonewalls belong in prison. … Read more
This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: With a Little Help From His ‘Friends’
Trump gets bought with a little help from his “friends.” Trump claims that the Mueller report totally exonerated him and he’s not wrong, he’s lying! With the facts … Read more
This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: If I Didn’t Have a Brain I Wouldn’t Mind…
…and if I didn’t have a heart I wouldn’t care, either. Trump is one character with absolutely none. My dictionary defines trumpery as “anything showy but of little value.” … Read more
Capitol Dome to Become World’s Biggest Tit
Republicans plan Capitol dome renovation to celebrate Trump’s acquittal. To celebrate President Trump’s impeachment acquittal, Senate Republicans have vowed to convert Washington DC’s Capitol dome into a giant … Read more
This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: F.U. King Anus!
You Midas well call him “King Anus” since everything he touches turns to shit! No doubt about it, we’re now living in the Trump error. The Justice Department’s … Read more
This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Republican Sheep on the Lamb
Republican sheep heard shear madness! A GOP cover-up sweeps all of the dirt under a thug. You can always count on Trump to take a victory slap. It’s … Read more
