Clown Prince Trump Lies … In State
The Clown Prince of Politics plans to cash in on the worldwide vigils for Queen Elizabeth II. Donald Trump, aka The Clown Prince of Politics, has announced he … Read more
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The Jerry Duncan Show Interviews Merrick Garland and Yosemite Sam
Wherein our intrepid talk radio show host interviews Attorney General Merrick Garland and Yosemite Sam. ANNOUNCER Live from under a rock in your backyard, it’s The Jerry Duncan … Read more
Top Secret Article! Top 10 Reasons Why You Shouldn’t Read This nor Take It Home!
Top Secret article satirically forbidden to Covert Laughers & Kleptomaniacs, foreign & domestic! TOP 10 REASONS WHY YOU SHOULDN’T READ THIS TOP SECRET ARTICLE nor TAKE IT HOME! … Read more
Melania Trump’s Marriage Certificate… Redacted! Top 10 Warnings!
Melania Trump got a ‘Top 10 Heads-Up’ before she signed her Marriage Certificate – heavy on the Redactions! 10. MELANIA, SIGNING THIS MARRIAGE CERTIFICATE MAY BRING xxx EMBARRASSMENT, … Read more
Still Another Bowl: A Henry James Souvenir
Readers suggest a miniature replica of the Henry James “golden bowl” should be sold in the new Trump Landmark gift shop. As Chair of the Design Committee for … Read more
Trump’s ‘Fraudian Slip’ During FBI Mar-a-Lago Raid!
In an unprecedented “Fraudian Slip” during the Mar-a-Lago raid, Trump admitted to taking home 15 boxes of Goya Refried Beans! Exclusive Transcript of the Mar-a-Lago Raid: TRUMP ‘They … Read more
Alternate Cabinet Positions Awarded Ahead of Glorious Return to Power
Particular cabinet positions and assignments were largely based on donation size and amount of praise heaped. By P.W.M. Greenfield No one was surprised that he was charging the … Read more
Trump Shields Mobster Fleeing Federal Custody
A hit man from a New York State crime family asked Trump to help shield him after escaping federal custody, say authorities. A mobster who murdered three people … Read more
In Historic Deal, US to Allow Donald Trump to Preside as ‘Alt-President’
Exclusive Report! Alternative elections to be held on the Tuesday after regular elections; Alt-President gets own Alt-Twitter account. In a historic agreement between the federal government, the Federal … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 2/16/21
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. And, … Read more
