How to Tell If You’ve Lost the Election
Clues to help one determine if they’ve lost the election. Few incumbents experience losing a presidential election so here are some clues for the current incumbent to help … Read more
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Santa’s Still Coming to Town
An interview with Kris Kringle himself, who assures us that Santa’s still coming to town, despite the pandemic and other hassles. I always look forward to Christmas but … Read more
Breaking: Trump Campaign Out of Money, Resorting to Online Auction
With less than a week to go and out of cash, the Trump campaign has announced that they will hold an online auction. Trump’s online auction could hold … Read more
Nearer My Dust to Thee: Space Debris
The solution to the space debris problem is common sense, as presented here. CNN reports that outer space is now so crowded with space debris from satellites, orbital … Read more
Prop 22 Helps Gig Giants Strip Health Care from Low-Wage Workers
It’s just an attempt by Uber, Lyft and other gig giants to keep low-wage workers down. There’s a mournful Peggy Lee song that asks the existential question: “Is … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 10/27/20
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. And, … Read more
Epstein and the QAnon Connection
Is QAnon a Republican cover? This reporter has just discovered the origins of QAnon. While cleaning out his office on the island, one of the staff discovered a … Read more
Trump’s “Jeers of a Clown”
“Jeers of a Clown” record album to be released this week. In what seems to be a desperate attempt to revive his rapidly waning poll numbers, Donald Trump … Read more
This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: T-P For Bungholes!
Trump-Pence 2020 is T-P for bungholes! Trump wants to fix everything. Starting with the election. It’s people like him that give people like him a bad name. Tea … Read more
A Wealth of Riches, a Poverty of Morals
Despite the pandemic, the wealth of billionaires is zooming, though they suffer from a poverty of morals. Let’s say you’re a millionaire. That’s a lot of money, right? … Read more
