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What Is “Iyyikowa,” and Why Do We Need More of It?

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Jim Hightower, Humor Times

The Choctaw have a word, “iyyikowa,” that means serving those in need… and we need more of it. Charles Dickens, writing about the inequality and social turmoil leading … Read more

Everyone’s a Winner: How to Enjoy Sports When There Are No Sports

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Everyone’s a Winner: How to Enjoy Sports When There Are No Sports

No sporting events to watch? No problem: the author shares his secret method to enjoy sports like never before! I knew I’d reached my pandemic breaking point when … Read more

This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: The Great Dicktraitor

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This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: The Great Dicktraitor

Dicktraitor Trump continues to lie… in bed with the Russians! Putin-Trump, throw out democracy. Our conclusion lies in collusion. Trump always seems tongue-tied to Russia. So queasy got … Read more

Ripping the Headlines Today, 5/18/20

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Ripping the Headlines Today, 5/18/20

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more

Michigan Protesters Take Aim at McDonald’s, Demand Return of McRib

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Michigan Protesters Take Aim at McDonald’s, Demand Return of McRib

Buoyed by support from the president, Michigan protesters have demanded the fast food giant to bring back the beloved menu item permanently. After demonstrating against Michigan Governor Gretchen … Read more

‘Dr. Seuss Prophecies’ Revealed for First Time

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‘Dr. Seuss Prophecies’ Revealed for First Time

Newly discovered Dr. Seuss prophecies: chillingly accurate. A brand-new and never-before-seen compilation of Dr. Seuss poetry and prose, “The Dr. Seuss Prophecies,” has recently been unearthed by well-known … Read more

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