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Top Secret article satirically forbidden to Covert Laughers & Kleptomaniacs, foreign & domestic! TOP 10 REASONS WHY YOU SHOULDN’T READ THIS TOP SECRET ARTICLE nor TAKE IT HOME! … Read more
Second Amendment rights should be give to the unborn, say anti-abortion activists. In Georgia, a fetus now qualifies for tax credits and child support and is to be … Read more
Cache of top-secret White House documents spotted on the moon: NASA’s moon shot will carry a DOJ search warrant. When Orion touches down during NASA’s moon shot, it … Read more
The countries agree on a UN Human Rights Declaration to create a national day of awareness, “Stupid Peoples Day.” Canada’s Prime Minister Justin Trudeau and U.S. President Joe … Read more
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Slobovian Secret Service operative Redd Hotte has uncovered a mysterious 39th page of the newly-released redacted DOJ affidavit. News outlets around the … Read more
After trying to trademark “Queen of Christmas,” Mariah Carey is being roundly criticized for a second application. The other shoe has dropped. In the midst of her fight … Read more
Melania Trump got a ‘Top 10 Heads-Up’ before she signed her Marriage Certificate – heavy on the Redactions! 10. MELANIA, SIGNING THIS MARRIAGE CERTIFICATE MAY BRING xxx EMBARRASSMENT, … Read more
My drinking buddy, God, and I were walking through a low-rent district in Brooklyn when he introduced me to Mary Magdalene. God and I happened to be walking … Read more
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) With her Political career grinding to a halt, Liz Cheney turns to an expert to help plot her next career move. With … Read more
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) To break down the Biden Administration’s July jobs report, we turned to a pair of world famous economists. Since the Biden Administration … Read more
