Ivanka Rolls Out Latest Fragrance: ‘Putin on the Ritz’
New line of Ivanka fragrances With the wild success of her newly introduced perfume, Ivanka has announced that she will be rolling out an entire line of scents: … Read more
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Vertically Challenged Putin Demands World Leaders Greet Him on Their Knees
“‘Heightism’ is a Western bourgeois prejudice that must be addressed.” – Vladimir Putin MOSCOW – The “Kremlin Gremlin” today issued a new policy order demanding that President Trump … Read more
Russian Nesting Squalls: ‘Nasty’ Truth Spilling Out
The truth is spilling out like pods of Russian nesting dolls Whoever said that a week in politics can be a lifetime was living so far in the … Read more
Trump Secretly Negotiating with Putin for Political Asylum in Russia
The FBI’s wiretapped phone records reveal that President Trump is ready to dump Melania, Donald Jr and Eric – but not Ivanka or his money – for asylum … Read more
Trump Tweets State of the Union, Introduces ‘White Guy Doctrine’
Having an important golf date to get to in Mar-a-Lago, president ‘tweets-in’ his so-called ‘State of the Union’ address. Having an important golf date to get to in … Read more
Putin Trolls Trump’s Valentine Tweets
Putin discovers Twitter and trolls Trump, lovingly. The tweets in text format: Trump: Roses are overrated. @MelaniaTrump is correctly-rated. Putin: @realDonaldTrump Roses are red. I am too. Democrats are blue because of Kremlin. … Read more
Putin to Attend Trump Inaugural, Accompanied by Two Million Troops, the Russian Air Force and 17 Squadrons of Tanks and Armored Carriers
Trump and GOP ‘Welcome Putin and Russia’s enthusiastic support, when so many unpatriotic Americans will not stand with our President!’ NYC – The Trump Inauguration Committee “proudly” announced … Read more
Fake News Fer Sale! Git Yer Fake News Right Here! Hot Off The Fake Press!
Suddenly fake news stories are the ‘In Thing’ and do we have ’em here for you! Get in on the latest fad and power trip going — fake … Read more
Hacked Trump Emails Exposed!
Leaked Trump emails expose desperate, last ditch effort to throw the election. On the eve of the 2016 U.S. presidential elections, the notorious exposé website Wakileaks has released … Read more
