Ripping the Headlines Today, 10/30/23
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about pilots on magic mushrooms, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s … Read more
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Strangers in the Night: Donald Unfriends Melania!
Melania Who? Donald unfriends Melania and distances himself by wearing a Duvet as he crawls into bed! From lackeys to co-conspirators, one by one they flip! As Donald … Read more
Trump Proposes Alternative to Meet the Press: ‘Press the Meat’
“Press the Meat” is set to debut in two weeks, and reportedly will feature the ex-president’s wide-ranging sex exploits. Former President Donald J. Trump has gone public with … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 10/23/23
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about the Phillies, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s what any … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 10/16/23
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about the ruby slippers from the “Wizard of Oz,” doesn’t need to be … Read more
Trump to Jump Over Man-Eating Shark at Next Rally
The former president promises to jump over a man-eating shark in water skis outside his Mar-a-Lago Resort. Former President Donald Trump will do just about anything to entertain … Read more
New Rule: RNC Debaters May Be Slimed
In order to boost debate ratings, the RNC is adding a risk factor: participants may be slimed. The Republican National Committee, which sponsors this year’s Republican primary debates, … Read more
Flying Saucer Lands on White House Lawn
A flying saucer landed on the White House lawn on Jan. 6, 2027, which had been declared a national holiday by new/old President Trump. By Llib Epot, Conservative … Read more
This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: The Dark Farce
Republicans have surrendered to the dark farce. The Republican presidential field: Different assholes, same shit. The rear ends justify their meanness. Real lies what you are told may … Read more
Executions Scheduled for White House Lawn
Future News: Dear Leader Donald J. Trump to host executions of his enemies, as promised in his presidential campaign. (Dateline: Jan. 6, 2026, 8:00 a.m., Washington D.C.) — … Read more
