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Original satirical news stories by Humor Times authors, ala The Onion. Political humor and satire making fun of politicians, the news media and events of the day.

Desperately Seeking Liars

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Desperately Seeking Liars
JC Wade
JC Wade
J. Wade is a retired Chief Financial Officer from Missouri. He has had humor articles published in the Humor Times, USA Today, The Journal of Irreproducible Results and Unhinged Magazine, which is now defunct (not his fault).
JC Wade
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Rupert Murdoch, owner of Fox News, stuns the journalism world by announcing he is seeking liars — better ones. Recently hundreds of private Fox News e-mails and text … Read more

Majorie Taylor Greene Press Conference Addresses ‘Evils of Woke Culture’

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Majorie Taylor Greene Press Conference Addresses ‘Evils of Woke Culture’
Diane de Anda
Diane de Anda
Diane de Anda is a third generation Latina and retired UCLA professor. Tired of cranking out technical articles in a "publish or perish" atmosphere, she now spends most of her time writing adult fiction, children's books, parody, and satire.Her weapon of choice is the limerick, aimed with humor and a touch of malice at society's icons, celebrities, politicians, and other irritating folk.
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MTG unveils ‘WOKE’ icon to address the ‘evils of woke culture.’ Marjorie Taylor Greene called for a special press conference to address what she calls “the evils of … Read more

Banking Crisis Solution Suggested by Bank of Slobovia

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Banking Crisis Solution Suggested by Bank of Slobovia
Ted Holland
Ted Holland
Ted holland attended college for four years. The year that he bothered to go to class he studied history. He majored in throwing quarters in the jukebox in the Student Union canteen and minored in a girl named Marsha. His books include This Day In African American Musicand B Western Actors Encyclopedia.
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Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) The banking crisis calls raises lots of questions, and the Bank of Slobovia has answers. And products to sell you. Dr. Grabba … Read more

DeSantis: ‘War on Woke’ Misunderstood, ‘My War is on the Word Itself’

DeSantis: ‘War on Woke’ Misunderstood, ‘My War is on the Word Itself’
James Israel
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James Israel
The Humor Times founder/publisher/editor/writer may wear a lot of hats, but he likes it that way. Still, his favorite job is writing fake news articles. He is also a musician and songwriter, who plays guitar, mandolin and harmonica, with several CDs to his credit.
James Israel
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Florida Governor DeSantis says his so-called “War on Woke” is actually a war is on the word “woke,” not an ideology. In a press conference today, Governor Ron … Read more

Ukraine Returns Questionable Aid Package

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Ukraine Returns Questionable Aid Package
Ted Holland
Ted Holland
Ted holland attended college for four years. The year that he bothered to go to class he studied history. He majored in throwing quarters in the jukebox in the Student Union canteen and minored in a girl named Marsha. His books include This Day In African American Musicand B Western Actors Encyclopedia.
Ted Holland
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Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) The Ukrainian president sent back most of a “useless” aid package sent by the well-meaning country of Slobovia. According to SNN war … Read more

Tucker Carlson Exposes More Media Lies

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Tucker Carlson Exposes More Media Lies
William Vaillancourt
William Vaillancourt
William Vaillancourt's humor writing has appeared in Robot Butt, The Weekly Humorist & How Pants Work, among other places. Coincidentally, it has not appeared in other places as well.
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Other things besides the Josh Hawley January 6th tape that Tucker Carlson thinks are media lies. Tucker Carlson recently aired U.S. Capitol security footage from the Jan. 6 … Read more

Renowned Sensitivity Expert: Everything Ever Written is Offensive to Someone and Should Be Rewritten

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Renowned Sensitivity Expert: Everything Ever Written is Offensive to Someone and Should Be Rewritten
Ted Holland
Ted Holland
Ted holland attended college for four years. The year that he bothered to go to class he studied history. He majored in throwing quarters in the jukebox in the Student Union canteen and minored in a girl named Marsha. His books include This Day In African American Musicand B Western Actors Encyclopedia.
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Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) The world’s most renowned sensitivity expert states that everything ever written is offensive to someone. On the heels of books from Dr. … Read more

White Birthday Balloon Mistaken for Communist China Spy

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White Birthday Balloon Mistaken for Communist China Spy
Derek Postlewaite
Derek Postlewaite
Derek lives in Canonsburg, Pennsylvania with his wife, daughter and washing machine spinning in the background.
Derek Postlewaite
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Look! Up in the sky! It’s a bird! It’s a spy platform! No, it’s just a lonely birthday balloon that escaped a party. A white orb was discovered … Read more

Penniless Donald Trump Assigned Public Defender in Stripper Case

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Penniless Donald Trump Assigned Public Defender in Stripper Case
Eric Green
Eric Green
Eric Green has Donald Trump to thank for a number of his satirical articles. As long as The Donald is around, Eric will continue to have new material to write about him. Eric finds writing satire a welcome escape from the realities of life. When he’s not trying to be satirical, Eric has been a former newspaper reporter, ex-press aide to a U.S. Senator on Capitol Hill, and ex-writer in the federal government. He's also the author of three mostly humorous books, the one he's most proud of is called Temporary Insanity, Costa Rica, My Way. For fun, he practices playing Beatles songs on the piano.You can find more about him on LinkedIn.
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As the TV ad goes, if you’ve got a phone, you’ve got a lawyer. Donald Trump has a phone, but can only afford a public defender. Having reportedly … Read more

Biden to Nationalize Taylor Swift for Ukrainian War Funding

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Biden to Nationalize Taylor Swift for Ukrainian War Funding
Ted Holland
Ted Holland
Ted holland attended college for four years. The year that he bothered to go to class he studied history. He majored in throwing quarters in the jukebox in the Student Union canteen and minored in a girl named Marsha. His books include This Day In African American Musicand B Western Actors Encyclopedia.
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Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) The president says we must nationalize all private income sources that are outperforming the IRS to fund the war effort. This week, … Read more

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