Faux News

Original satirical news stories by Humor Times authors, ala The Onion. Political humor and satire making fun of politicians, the news media and events of the day.

Gov. Sarah Huckabee Sanders and Child Labor

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Gov. Sarah Huckabee Sanders and Child Labor
Bill Tope
Bill Tope
Bill Tope is a retired (caseworker, cook, construction worker, nude model for art classes, and so on) who lives with his mean little cat Baby.
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Her new child labor law is a speedy response to FDR’s New Deal-era Fair Labor Standards Act, says Sarah Huckabee Sanders. Arkansas Governor Sarah Huckabee Sanders met with … Read more

Tucker Carlson and Don Lemon Join SNN

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Tucker Carlson and Don Lemon Join SNN
Ted Holland
Ted Holland
Ted holland attended college for four years. The year that he bothered to go to class he studied history. He majored in throwing quarters in the jukebox in the Student Union canteen and minored in a girl named Marsha. His books include This Day In African American Musicand B Western Actors Encyclopedia.
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Dispatches from SNN Newly available TV news hosts Tucker Carlson and Don Lemon have found a new home. Recently released Fox News Channel superstar Tucker Carlson and former … Read more

High Cost of Lying Explained

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High Cost of Lying Explained
Ted Holland
Ted Holland
Ted holland attended college for four years. The year that he bothered to go to class he studied history. He majored in throwing quarters in the jukebox in the Student Union canteen and minored in a girl named Marsha. His books include This Day In African American Musicand B Western Actors Encyclopedia.
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Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) A famous law firm explains the high cost of lying. With the $787.5 million settlement between Fox News Network and Dominion Voting … Read more

Stormy Daniels Heads to Broadway

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Stormy Daniels Heads to Broadway
Lesley Leben
Lesley Leben
Lesley Green Leben is a humorist and writer. She holds an MFA in Creative Writing and Literature from Stony Brook University. Her articles have been published by Dan’s Paper and numerous online websites such as More, Grand Piano Passion and Medium. She enjoys playing the flute, writing and all forms of procrastination.
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Daniels will reportedly play herself in an epic Broadway production about her infamous “transaction” with Donald Trump. Adult film star Stormy Daniels is in talks with Broadway producer, … Read more

Trump Plans Future Rally in Another Controversial Location

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Trump Plans Future Rally in Another Controversial Location
Bill Tope
Bill Tope
Bill Tope is a retired (caseworker, cook, construction worker, nude model for art classes, and so on) who lives with his mean little cat Baby.
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It appears the former president plans to hold a rally in every controversial location he can possibly think of. Donald Trump will embark upon the 2028 race for … Read more

True Identity of George Santos Uncovered

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True Identity of George Santos Uncovered
Ted Holland
Ted Holland
Ted holland attended college for four years. The year that he bothered to go to class he studied history. He majored in throwing quarters in the jukebox in the Student Union canteen and minored in a girl named Marsha. His books include This Day In African American Musicand B Western Actors Encyclopedia.
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Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) The Slobovian Secret Service has uncovered the true identity of George Santos, and it’s one you never would have guessed. Exclusive Report … Read more

Famous Judges (Alive and Dead) Bid to Try the Trump Case

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Famous Judges (Alive and Dead) Bid to Try the Trump Case
Ted Holland
Ted Holland
Ted holland attended college for four years. The year that he bothered to go to class he studied history. He majored in throwing quarters in the jukebox in the Student Union canteen and minored in a girl named Marsha. His books include This Day In African American Musicand B Western Actors Encyclopedia.
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Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Everybody wants to try the Trump case, destined to be a one-of-a-kind historical trial. According to SNN witchdoctor, goozakooologist and dead whisperer, … Read more

In Battle to Curb Chinese Espionage, Biden to Close All Chinese Restaurants in U.S.

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In Battle to Curb Chinese Espionage, Biden to Close All Chinese Restaurants in U.S.
Ted Holland
Ted Holland
Ted holland attended college for four years. The year that he bothered to go to class he studied history. He majored in throwing quarters in the jukebox in the Student Union canteen and minored in a girl named Marsha. His books include This Day In African American Musicand B Western Actors Encyclopedia.
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Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) President Biden announced that he will shutter all Chinese restaurants in the ongoing effort to end Chinese espionage in America.  SNN undercover … Read more

Kamala Harris Announces Resignation, Plans Run for President

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Kamala Harris Announces Resignation, Plans Run for President
Rick Blum
Rick Blum
Rick Blum has been writing humorous prose and poetry for more than 25 years during stints as a nightclub owner, high-tech manager, market research mogul and, most recently, alter kaker. Currently, he is holed up in his Massachusetts office trying to pen the perfect bio, which he plans to share as soon as he stops laughing at the sheer futility of this effort.
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Kamala Harris declared that she intends to run for president in 2024 and challenge her boss Joe Biden for the job. Standing in front of the Vice President’s … Read more

House Speaker Feeling His Oats

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House Speaker Feeling His Oats
Bill Tope
Bill Tope
Bill Tope is a retired (caseworker, cook, construction worker, nude model for art classes, and so on) who lives with his mean little cat Baby.
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House Speaker Kevin McCartney has reached his stride as he shepherds pet MAGA Republican bills through the chamber. House Speaker Kevin McCartney celebrated victory Friday with the passage, … Read more

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