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Original satirical news stories by Humor Times authors, ala The Onion. Political humor and satire making fun of politicians, the news media and events of the day.

Minority Rights: A Wrong That’s Been Righted

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Minority Rights: A Wrong That’s Been Righted
Bill Tope
Bill Tope
Bill Tope is a retired (caseworker, cook, construction worker, nude model for art classes, and so on) who lives with his mean little cat Baby.
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Hurray! SCOTUS has ruled to forestall the scurrilous influx of so-called minority rights into our society. By Llib Epot, Conservative Capital Correspondent At last! The Supreme Court of … Read more

Eccentric Scientist Proposes Unusual Cure for Global Warming

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Eccentric Scientist Proposes Unusual Cure for Global Warming
Ted Holland
Ted Holland
Ted holland attended college for four years. The year that he bothered to go to class he studied history. He majored in throwing quarters in the jukebox in the Student Union canteen and minored in a girl named Marsha. His books include This Day In African American Musicand B Western Actors Encyclopedia.
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Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) A world-famous eccentric scientist has proposed a highly unusual cure for global warming. It’s a dirty job, can we make it happen? … Read more

Most 2024 Republican Presidential Candidates Suffer from Lack of Name Recognition

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Most 2024 Republican Presidential Candidates Suffer from Lack of Name Recognition
Ted Holland
Ted Holland
Ted holland attended college for four years. The year that he bothered to go to class he studied history. He majored in throwing quarters in the jukebox in the Student Union canteen and minored in a girl named Marsha. His books include This Day In African American Musicand B Western Actors Encyclopedia.
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Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Name recognition is a major stumbling block for 2024 Republican hopefuls: here’s what people are saying. According to SNN pollster Dr. Propah … Read more

Polls, Picks and Politics: Trump Holds Impromptu Press Conference

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Polls, Picks and Politics: Trump Holds Impromptu Press Conference
Bill Tope
Bill Tope
Bill Tope is a retired (caseworker, cook, construction worker, nude model for art classes, and so on) who lives with his mean little cat Baby.
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Trump answered reporters’ questions at an impromptu press conference held at his Mar-a-Lago estate. Donald Trump’s last presidential poll ratings, conducted by Gallup over the period from January … Read more

The Devil Unveils Adventures for Billionaires

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The Devil Unveils Adventures for Billionaires
Ted Holland
Ted Holland
Ted holland attended college for four years. The year that he bothered to go to class he studied history. He majored in throwing quarters in the jukebox in the Student Union canteen and minored in a girl named Marsha. His books include This Day In African American Musicand B Western Actors Encyclopedia.
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Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Incredible adventures await bored billionaires in a place they’ll feel right at home: Hell. SNN resident Witch Doctor and Goozakooologist recently returned … Read more

Snake Plissken to Run for Mayor of New York City

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Snake Plissken to Run for Mayor of New York City
Ted Holland
Ted Holland
Ted holland attended college for four years. The year that he bothered to go to class he studied history. He majored in throwing quarters in the jukebox in the Student Union canteen and minored in a girl named Marsha. His books include This Day In African American Musicand B Western Actors Encyclopedia.
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Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Snake Plissken announces run for mayor of The Big Apple, saying criminals will have 48 hours to turn themselves in. Snake Plissken, … Read more

Clarence Thomas on The Whole Story

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Clarence Thomas on The Whole Story
Bill Tope
Bill Tope
Bill Tope is a retired (caseworker, cook, construction worker, nude model for art classes, and so on) who lives with his mean little cat Baby.
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The full, controversial transcript of the Clarence Thomas interview on “The Whole Story with Anderson Cooper.” Associate Justice of the Supreme Court of the United States Clarence Thomas … Read more

DeSantis Announces New Anti-WOKE Law

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DeSantis Announces New Anti-WOKE Law
Diane de Anda
Diane de Anda
Diane de Anda is a third generation Latina and retired UCLA professor. Tired of cranking out technical articles in a "publish or perish" atmosphere, she now spends most of her time writing adult fiction, children's books, parody, and satire.Her weapon of choice is the limerick, aimed with humor and a touch of malice at society's icons, celebrities, politicians, and other irritating folk.
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New birth control regulations in latest DeSantis anti-WOKE law. Governor DeSantis called a press conference to announce the latest anti-WOKE law that he is proposing. Here is the … Read more

AI Entity Declares for Presidency of United States

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AI Entity Declares for Presidency of United States
Ted Holland
Ted Holland
Ted holland attended college for four years. The year that he bothered to go to class he studied history. He majored in throwing quarters in the jukebox in the Student Union canteen and minored in a girl named Marsha. His books include This Day In African American Musicand B Western Actors Encyclopedia.
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Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) The first AI Entity to declare a run for U.S. president: Artificial Ignorance entity known as “Hoiman.” SNN Science Editor Bunsen Burner … Read more

Trump Names DeSantis Drag Laureate

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Trump Names DeSantis Drag Laureate
Bill Tope
Bill Tope
Bill Tope is a retired (caseworker, cook, construction worker, nude model for art classes, and so on) who lives with his mean little cat Baby.
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Donald Trump declares Gov. Ron DeSantis the Sunshine State’s unofficial drag laureate. He won’t be the first in the U.S., but owing to action taken by his presidential … Read more

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