Faux News

Original satirical news stories by Humor Times authors, ala The Onion. Political humor and satire making fun of politicians, the news media and events of the day.

The Saturday Night Live Players Have Played Their Greatest Prank Ever

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The Saturday Night Live Players Have Played Their Greatest Prank Ever
Roger Freed
Roger Freed
rfreed has a fertile, if somewhat warped, imagination. Read him at your own risk! More laugh gaffes available at Semi-Humorous Humor
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Spoof of the Century by Saturday Night Live to be revealed at the State of the Union speech! Saturday Night Live has just topped anything they have ever … Read more

Revealed: 10 Other Options Considered to Break Tie in Virginia House Race

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Revealed: 10 Other Options Considered to Break Tie in Virginia House Race
Jeff Cahlon
Jeff Cahlon
Jeff Cahlon is an attorney and writer in New York. He writes political and social commentary and satire. Jeff has written over 40 articles that have been published on over a dozen different websites, including several leading humor/satire websites. Jeff has been named a "Top Writer in Satire" on Medium.
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Ten other methods that were considered by the distinguished House of Delegates for breaking the tie in the Virginia House race. After the race for a Virginia House … Read more

Strange Man Shoots Innocent Bystander in the Middle of 5th Avenue and Gets Away with It

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Strange Man Shoots Innocent Bystander in the Middle of 5th Avenue and Gets Away with It
Roger Freed
Roger Freed
rfreed has a fertile, if somewhat warped, imagination. Read him at your own risk! More laugh gaffes available at Semi-Humorous Humor
!!!!!Buy 'The Alaska Papers' from lulu.com. Only $10 !!!!! An almost funny publication!
Roger Freed
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The tiny-handed man had bragged he could do it in public on 5th Avenue over a year ago – turns out he was right. A man stood brazenly … Read more

Donald Trump Wishes Nation ‘Merry Christmas,’ Claims He Invented the Phrase

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Donald Trump Wishes Nation ‘Merry Christmas,’ Claims He Invented the Phrase
Jeff Cahlon
Jeff Cahlon
Jeff Cahlon is an attorney and writer in New York. He writes political and social commentary and satire. Jeff has written over 40 articles that have been published on over a dozen different websites, including several leading humor/satire websites. Jeff has been named a "Top Writer in Satire" on Medium.
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Called reports of previous widespread use of “Merry Christmas” just “fake news.” President Donald Trump issued a statement today wishing the nation a “Merry Christmas,” while claiming credit … Read more

GOP Celebrates Being Able to Say ‘Merry Christmas’ to Kids They Are Uninsuring

GOP Celebrates Being Able to Say ‘Merry Christmas’ to Kids They Are Uninsuring
James Israel
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James Israel
The Humor Times founder/publisher/editor/writer may wear a lot of hats, but he likes it that way. Still, his favorite job is writing fake news articles. He is also a musician and songwriter, who plays guitar, mandolin and harmonica, with several CDs to his credit.
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“It makes me feel so Christian,” says lawmaker whose family still gets the best health insurance. “Donald Trump is like a merciful King, allowing us to say ‘Merry … Read more

Kirsten Gillibrand Calls for Bill Clinton to Retroactively Resign, Al Gore to Be Sworn in as President

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Kirsten Gillibrand Calls for Bill Clinton to Retroactively Resign, Al Gore to Be Sworn in as President
Jeff Cahlon
Jeff Cahlon
Jeff Cahlon is an attorney and writer in New York. He writes political and social commentary and satire. Jeff has written over 40 articles that have been published on over a dozen different websites, including several leading humor/satire websites. Jeff has been named a "Top Writer in Satire" on Medium.
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After spearheading demands for Senator Al Franken to resign, Kirsten Gillibrand is now trying to change history. As sexual misconduct revelations continue to roil the nation, from Washington … Read more

BREAKING: Over 650,000 Vote for Known Pedophile

BREAKING: Over 650,000 Vote for Known Pedophile
James Israel
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James Israel
The Humor Times founder/publisher/editor/writer may wear a lot of hats, but he likes it that way. Still, his favorite job is writing fake news articles. He is also a musician and songwriter, who plays guitar, mandolin and harmonica, with several CDs to his credit.
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In shocking news, a proven pedophile nearly got elected Senator in the United States of America. In the biggest story since the Virginia and New Jersey elections, a … Read more

Mitch McConnell Returns to Galápagos Islands to Save His Species

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Mitch McConnell Returns to Galápagos Islands to Save His Species
Adam Barsouk
Adam Barsouk
Adam Barsouk is an accelerated student of medicine and health policy at the Jefferson Medical College. He was a writer for the Penn State student newspaper and satirical newspaper, and also frequently contributes to the Pittsburgh Post Gazette, the Centre Daily Times, and the Jewish Chronicle. Adam speaks 6 languages, has visited over 30 countries, and loves sharing his knowledge, experiences and perspectives.
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Trying to salvage his reputation by actually accomplishing something, Mitch McConnell returns home. WASHINGTON, DC — Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell, after failing to repeal Obamacare or reform … Read more

Leonardo DiCaprio Warns Deporting Dreamers Could Leave Them ‘Stuck in a Dream’

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Leonardo DiCaprio Warns Deporting Dreamers Could Leave Them ‘Stuck in a Dream’
Adam Barsouk
Adam Barsouk
Adam Barsouk is an accelerated student of medicine and health policy at the Jefferson Medical College. He was a writer for the Penn State student newspaper and satirical newspaper, and also frequently contributes to the Pittsburgh Post Gazette, the Centre Daily Times, and the Jewish Chronicle. Adam speaks 6 languages, has visited over 30 countries, and loves sharing his knowledge, experiences and perspectives.
Adam Barsouk
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DiCaprio sparks more controversy over Dreamers HOLLYWOOD, CA — After having criticized Trump over his energy policies, actor Leonardo DiCaprio has gotten behind a new issue: Trump’s deportation … Read more

Exclusive: Turkey Actually Forgave Trump at Thanksgiving

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Exclusive: Turkey Actually Forgave Trump at Thanksgiving
Roger Freed
Roger Freed
rfreed has a fertile, if somewhat warped, imagination. Read him at your own risk! More laugh gaffes available at Semi-Humorous Humor
!!!!!Buy 'The Alaska Papers' from lulu.com. Only $10 !!!!! An almost funny publication!
Roger Freed
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In an under-reported story Trump berated as ‘fake news,’ astonished onlookers witnessed the first-ever turkey pardoning of a president. According to witnesses, in an unusual turnaround at the … Read more

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