Curbing Sexual Misconduct in Congress: Initiative

Curbing Sexual Misconduct in Congress: Initiative
Diane de Anda is a third generation Latina and retired UCLA professor. Tired of cranking out technical articles in a "publish or perish" atmosphere, she now spends most of her time writing adult fiction, children's books, parody, and satire.Her weapon of choice is the limerick, aimed with humor and a touch of malice at society's icons, celebrities, politicians, and other irritating folk.
Diane de Anda

Voters to decide on preventive measures to stop sexual misconduct Given the continuing scandals regarding sexual misconduct of members of Congress, from Roy Moore to Al Franken, a … Read more

Jeff Sessions: ‘Creepy Smirk Does Not Mean I’m Lying. Honest!’

Jeff Sessions: ‘Creepy Smirk Does Not Mean I’m Lying. Honest!’
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The Humor Times founder/publisher/editor/writer may wear a lot of hats, but he likes it that way. Still, his favorite job is writing fake news articles. He is also a musician and songwriter, who plays guitar, mandolin and harmonica, with several CDs to his credit.
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Attorney General Jeff Sessions denied that lying behind his smug smirk is a pack of lies — at least, not that he recalls. In testimony this week before … Read more

Political Scientists Discover Giant Void Inside Trump’s Head

Political Scientists Discover Giant Void Inside Trump’s Head
Michael was born in South Africa at the height of the apartheid era He quickly became involved in the underground resistance movement, knew Nelson Mandela and other prominent revolutionaries, some of whom later moved into privileged positions formerly occupied by whites. After several exciting escapes, he was forced to flee the country in disguise. He successfully made his way to the UK and gained his PhD at Cambridge on a university scholarship, He then pursued the dualcareer of college professor and social revolutionary, provoking academic and political mayhemwherever he went. Having thus failed miserably at both politics and education, he now cynically rails like Diogenes at the foibles of mankind in bitter satires and faintly subtly edgy political cartoons. History will, however absolve him. In 2006 he discovered a new Shakespeare play, but it's going to take a new generation to acknowledge it. Check out his website, Editorial and Political Cartoons.
Michael Egan

In a surprise find, analogous to the one recently in an Egyptian pyramid, a team of researchers has detected a mysterious giant void inside President Donald Trump’s head. … Read more

First Lady Announces New ‘Trophy Wives’ Support Group

First Lady Announces New ‘Trophy Wives’ Support Group
Diane de Anda is a third generation Latina and retired UCLA professor. Tired of cranking out technical articles in a "publish or perish" atmosphere, she now spends most of her time writing adult fiction, children's books, parody, and satire.Her weapon of choice is the limerick, aimed with humor and a touch of malice at society's icons, celebrities, politicians, and other irritating folk.
Diane de Anda

Support group to be First Lady Melania Trump’s national inspiration for wives of millionaires and billionaires. Melania Trump has finally come up with a First Lady project for … Read more

Larry Flynt Enters Rehab After ‘Horrific Exposure’ to Confidential Trump Dossier

Larry Flynt Enters Rehab After ‘Horrific Exposure’ to Confidential Trump Dossier
Michael was born in South Africa at the height of the apartheid era He quickly became involved in the underground resistance movement, knew Nelson Mandela and other prominent revolutionaries, some of whom later moved into privileged positions formerly occupied by whites. After several exciting escapes, he was forced to flee the country in disguise. He successfully made his way to the UK and gained his PhD at Cambridge on a university scholarship, He then pursued the dualcareer of college professor and social revolutionary, provoking academic and political mayhemwherever he went. Having thus failed miserably at both politics and education, he now cynically rails like Diogenes at the foibles of mankind in bitter satires and faintly subtly edgy political cartoons. History will, however absolve him. In 2006 he discovered a new Shakespeare play, but it's going to take a new generation to acknowledge it. Check out his website, Editorial and Political Cartoons.
Michael Egan

Doctors say Larry Flynt, the hard-boiled publisher of Hustler magazine, “is likely to recover but may never be the same again.“ LOS ANGELES – Hustler magazine’s owner/editor Larry Flynt … Read more

Pence Stormed Out of NFL Game, but Not for Reason You Think

Pence Stormed Out of NFL Game, but Not for Reason You Think
Patrick Lawlor is a writer and comedian from New Jersey.He studied improv and sketch comedy writing at the Upright Citizens Brigade in New York.
Patrick Lawlor

Reports of VP Mike Pence leaving an NFL game over ‘taking a knee’ protest missed the point. INDIANAPOLIS — Two things anger Vice President Pence more than taking … Read more

Gun Nuts React to Latest Mass Shooting: ‘What Las Vegas?’

Gun Nuts React to Latest Mass Shooting: ‘What Las Vegas?’
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Roger Freed

Calling it a liberal conspiracy, gun nuts are now claiming that Las Vegas doesn’t exist, saying, “Cards don’t gamble, people do, but not in fictional cities.” In a … Read more

Trump Financial Plan: Print More Money

Trump Financial Plan: Print More Money
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The administration rolls out a plan to solve all the country’s financial woes: print as much money as needed. The Trump White House has announced a new economic … Read more

Presidential Committee Finds Liberal ‘Big Words’ Conspiracy

Presidential Committee Finds Liberal ‘Big Words’ Conspiracy
Diane de Anda is a third generation Latina and retired UCLA professor. Tired of cranking out technical articles in a "publish or perish" atmosphere, she now spends most of her time writing adult fiction, children's books, parody, and satire.Her weapon of choice is the limerick, aimed with humor and a touch of malice at society's icons, celebrities, politicians, and other irritating folk.
Diane de Anda

The reason for the President’s use of one- and two-syllable words vs ‘big words’ has been revealed. In an impromptu encounter on the White House steps, a small … Read more

63% of Aliens Believe Humans Haven’t Visited Earth

63% of Aliens Believe Humans Haven’t Visited Earth
Matt Rotman is a writer and comic. His work has been featured in National Lampoon, Modern Times Magazine, Diabolique Magazine, The New Southerner, Marathon Literary Review, and the anthologies, [Ex]tinguished & [Ex]tinct: An Anthology of Things That No Longer [Ex]ist (Twelve Winters Press) and Puff Puff Prose, Poetry and a Play Vol II. He lives in San Diego, CA.
Matt Rotman

Aliens are now generally unsupportive of the idea that humans have, in any shape or form, been to Earth, according to new polling. In a new NBC/Marist poll, … Read more

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