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Original satirical news stories by Humor Times authors, ala The Onion. Political humor and satire making fun of politicians, the news media and events of the day.

Trump Secretly Negotiating with Putin for Political Asylum in Russia

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Trump Secretly Negotiating with Putin for Political Asylum in Russia
Mary Lago
Mary Lago
Mary Lago is a resident of Palm Beach, Florida. She may be rented for $200,000 a night.
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The FBI’s wiretapped phone records reveal that President Trump is ready to dump Melania, Donald Jr and Eric – but not Ivanka or his money – for asylum … Read more

Hold onto Your FUPAs: McDonalds Delivers

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Hold onto Your FUPAs: McDonalds Delivers
Patrick Lawlor
Patrick Lawlor
Patrick Lawlor is a writer and comedian from New Jersey.He studied improv and sketch comedy writing at the Upright Citizens Brigade in New York.
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McDonalds is adding delivery service for those not able to make it off of their couches. The United States ranks number one in many global categories such as exporting … Read more

New Dead Sea Scroll Reveals that Pontius Pilate Recused Himself in Trial of Jesus

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New Dead Sea Scroll Reveals that Pontius Pilate Recused Himself in Trial of Jesus
Mary Lago
Mary Lago
Mary Lago is a resident of Palm Beach, Florida. She may be rented for $200,000 a night.
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King Herod and the Pharisees embarrassed again, as regional Acting Governor (A.G.) washed his hands and recused himself. JERUSALEM – A new and explosive Dead Sea scroll discovered … Read more

Post Election Stress Disorder: It’s a Real Thing

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Post Election Stress Disorder: It’s a Real Thing
Patrick Lawlor
Patrick Lawlor
Patrick Lawlor is a writer and comedian from New Jersey.He studied improv and sketch comedy writing at the Upright Citizens Brigade in New York.
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A new disorder, “Post Election Stress,” is sweeping the nation and has Americans flocking to therapists. A new form of stress is sweeping the nation and it has … Read more

Trump Tweets State of the Union, Introduces ‘White Guy Doctrine’

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Trump Tweets State of the Union, Introduces ‘White Guy Doctrine’
Ron Keith
Ron Keith
Ron Keith lives in Washington, DC. He freelances, mostly writing on renewable energy, technology, gaming, and anything else he feels a passion for. He plans to spend the Trump years in a fetal position and learning what an emolument is.
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Having an important golf date to get to in Mar-a-Lago, president ‘tweets-in’ his so-called ‘State of the Union’ address. Having an important golf date to get to in … Read more

Trump Denounces US Constitution as a ‘Fake Document’ Altered by the Lying Press and Hollywood Commies

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Trump Denounces US Constitution as a ‘Fake Document’ Altered by the Lying Press and Hollywood Commies
Mary Lago
Mary Lago
Mary Lago is a resident of Palm Beach, Florida. She may be rented for $200,000 a night.
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“The so-called First Amendment and all the other so-called freedoms were rewritten by the dishonest press after the Constitution was stolen by Harvey Cage and his gang in 2004.” … Read more

Trump Orders All Cabinet Members to Wear Shock Collars

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Trump Orders All Cabinet Members to Wear Shock Collars
P. Beckert
P. Beckert
P. Beckert's is one voice vying for frequency room at the top of the opinion dial.Angered and bewildered by many of today’s events, P. Beckert uses humor as a tool to fightan onslaught of stupidity and ignorance that seems to permeate the airwaves and pollute the sensitivities of a once-brilliant nation. If you like her posts, become a follower and leave a comment. And don't forget to share on Facebook, Twitter and other social accounts! Syndicated from her I Said Laugh, Dammit blog.
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Cabinet members’ shock collars are reportedly the idea of Steve Bannon In yet another stunning move toward keeping leaks from reaching the press, the president issued a mandate … Read more

Trump to Extend Federal Protection to At-Risk Bully Students

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Trump to Extend Federal Protection to At-Risk Bully Students
Diane de Anda
Diane de Anda
Diane de Anda is a third generation Latina and retired UCLA professor. Tired of cranking out technical articles in a "publish or perish" atmosphere, she now spends most of her time writing adult fiction, children's books, parody, and satire.Her weapon of choice is the limerick, aimed with humor and a touch of malice at society's icons, celebrities, politicians, and other irritating folk.
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Administration counters criticism by helping certain “at-risk” youth To try and stem all the criticism of the Trump administration for removing federal protection for transgender students, Sean Spicer … Read more

Betsy DeVos to Lead Christian Educators in 40-Day, 40-Night Death Valley Hike

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Betsy DeVos to Lead Christian Educators in 40-Day, 40-Night Death Valley Hike
Mary Lago
Mary Lago
Mary Lago is a resident of Palm Beach, Florida. She may be rented for $200,000 a night.
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‘Like Jesus and the Israelites, we shall wander for forty days and forty nights seeking the promised land of educational reform’ – Betsy DeVos NYC — Betsy DeVos, … Read more

New Marketing Study Finds Keys to Success and Failure

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New Marketing Study Finds Keys to Success and Failure
Diane de Anda
Diane de Anda
Diane de Anda is a third generation Latina and retired UCLA professor. Tired of cranking out technical articles in a "publish or perish" atmosphere, she now spends most of her time writing adult fiction, children's books, parody, and satire.Her weapon of choice is the limerick, aimed with humor and a touch of malice at society's icons, celebrities, politicians, and other irritating folk.
Diane de Anda
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Some products “Just miss the mark”: Marketing study New findings from a large marketing study have just been released by the UCLA School of Business and Management. They … Read more

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