Six More Weeks Of Politics?

Patrick Lawlor is a writer and comedian from New Jersey.He studied improv and sketch comedy writing at the Upright Citizens Brigade in New York.
Patrick Lawlor

Health care: Same thing, over and over again WASHINGTON — Members of the press and public alike have been patiently awaiting the emergence of Donald Trump from the … Read more

‘President Jesus Trump is Christ our Savior Come Again, at Last!’ – Pat Robertson

‘President Jesus Trump is Christ our Savior Come Again, at Last!’ – Pat Robertson
Mary Lago is a resident of Palm Beach, Florida. She may be rented for $200,000 a night.
Mary Lago

God-crazed TV evangelist Pat Robertson announces construction of the First Church of Trump the Messiah, inside Kentucky’s Noah’s Ark facsimile.  WILLIAMSTOWN, KY – Televangelist Pat Robertson announced today … Read more

Angela Merkel Belts Out Her True Feelings

Angela Merkel Belts Out Her True Feelings
Diane de Anda is a third generation Latina and retired UCLA professor. Tired of cranking out technical articles in a "publish or perish" atmosphere, she now spends most of her time writing adult fiction, children's books, parody, and satire.Her weapon of choice is the limerick, aimed with humor and a touch of malice at society's icons, celebrities, politicians, and other irritating folk.
Diane de Anda

BREAKING NEWS: Angela Merkel belted out her true feelings in the shower today. Angela Merkel, Chancellor of Germany, was recorded singing this variation of “Getting to Know You,” the … Read more

March 4th Declared National Opposites Day

March 4th Declared National Opposites Day
Patrick Lawlor is a writer and comedian from New Jersey.He studied improv and sketch comedy writing at the Upright Citizens Brigade in New York.
Patrick Lawlor

“National Opposites Day is a day that will live in infamy, and I’m the first president to say that,” said Trump. In a desperate attempt to move beyond … Read more

The Trumpcare Games Are Here: Match to the Death for Health Care

The Trumpcare Games Are Here: Match to the Death for Health Care
Ron Keith lives in Washington, DC. He freelances, mostly writing on renewable energy, technology, gaming, and anything else he feels a passion for. He plans to spend the Trump years in a fetal position and learning what an emolument is.
Ron Keith

May the odds be ever in your favor to win health care – but if you lose, you won’t need it anymore anyway! In the wake of a … Read more

Facebook, Moose Concussions and a Bit of Bullwinkle

Facebook, Moose Concussions and a Bit of Bullwinkle
Patrick Lawlor is a writer and comedian from New Jersey.He studied improv and sketch comedy writing at the Upright Citizens Brigade in New York.
Patrick Lawlor

Alaskan woman, attacked by moose, starts Facebook petition to boycott ‘Rocky and Bullwinkle’ An Alaskan woman who was out feeding her chickens recently was kicked in the head … Read more

Quote Marks Uproar Over ‘Abuse and Misuse’ by White House

Quote Marks Uproar Over ‘Abuse and Misuse’ by White House
Michael was born in South Africa at the height of the apartheid era He quickly became involved in the underground resistance movement, knew Nelson Mandela and other prominent revolutionaries, some of whom later moved into privileged positions formerly occupied by whites. After several exciting escapes, he was forced to flee the country in disguise. He successfully made his way to the UK and gained his PhD at Cambridge on a university scholarship, He then pursued the dualcareer of college professor and social revolutionary, provoking academic and political mayhemwherever he went. Having thus failed miserably at both politics and education, he now cynically rails like Diogenes at the foibles of mankind in bitter satires and faintly subtly edgy political cartoons. History will, however absolve him. In 2006 he discovered a new Shakespeare play, but it's going to take a new generation to acknowledge it. Check out his website, Editorial and Political Cartoons.
Michael Egan

“We mean exactly what we say the words say, not something else like ‘microwave,’” said spokesperson Miriam Webster regarding quote marks, while giving Trump the “air finger.” NYC … Read more

Trump Spox Accuses Rachel Maddow of Being in the Pay of MSNBC News

Trump Spox Accuses Rachel Maddow of Being in the Pay of MSNBC News
Michael was born in South Africa at the height of the apartheid era He quickly became involved in the underground resistance movement, knew Nelson Mandela and other prominent revolutionaries, some of whom later moved into privileged positions formerly occupied by whites. After several exciting escapes, he was forced to flee the country in disguise. He successfully made his way to the UK and gained his PhD at Cambridge on a university scholarship, He then pursued the dualcareer of college professor and social revolutionary, provoking academic and political mayhemwherever he went. Having thus failed miserably at both politics and education, he now cynically rails like Diogenes at the foibles of mankind in bitter satires and faintly subtly edgy political cartoons. History will, however absolve him. In 2006 he discovered a new Shakespeare play, but it's going to take a new generation to acknowledge it. Check out his website, Editorial and Political Cartoons.
Michael Egan

‘Rachel Maddow and her Jewish friends will be among the first to go when the liberal genocide begins’ – Sara Hukabee Sanders WASHINGTON DC – Trump spokesman Sara … Read more

Vertically Challenged Putin Demands World Leaders Greet Him on Their Knees

Vertically Challenged Putin Demands World Leaders Greet Him on Their Knees
Mary Lago is a resident of Palm Beach, Florida. She may be rented for $200,000 a night.
Mary Lago

“‘Heightism’ is a Western bourgeois prejudice that must be addressed.” – Vladimir Putin MOSCOW – The “Kremlin Gremlin” today issued a new policy order demanding that President Trump … Read more

I Have Seen the Apocalypse and There Was Not a Woman In Sight

I Have Seen the Apocalypse and There Was Not a Woman In Sight
Patrick Lawlor is a writer and comedian from New Jersey.He studied improv and sketch comedy writing at the Upright Citizens Brigade in New York.
Patrick Lawlor

Women’s protest leaves men everywhere helpless In the wake of the “A Day Without Women” protest, the nation is still coping with the ripple effect of a world … Read more

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