Strangers in the Night: Donald Unfriends Melania!
Melania Who? Donald unfriends Melania and distances himself by wearing a Duvet as he crawls into bed! From lackeys to co-conspirators, one by one they flip! As Donald … Read more
Donald Trump
Saving Face: 10 Easy Suggestions for Jim Jordan!
Fights break out in Congress as Jim Jordan tries saving face by ordering a Half-Nelson/Half Baloney on a cute bun! TOP 10 EASY SUGGESTIONS for SAVING FACE: 10. … Read more
CDC Issues Tea-Rump Fever Alert
Agency warns: You may be infected with Tea-Rump fever if… The Center for Disease Control has issued an alert for a possible resurgence of the very dangerous Tea-Rump … Read more
Poor Little Lamb Lost His Way
Team Trump contrives new defense: he just “lost his way.” In a desperate last-ditch effort to defend the ex-president-turned-insurrectionist, lawyers for Donald Trump are now claiming that their … Read more
Extremely Dangerous, Trump Eludes Capture by Crab-Walking!
Not quite Spiderman, Donald Trump eludes capture, flees thru his Bedminster Golf Course panting & counting his balls! Danelo Cavalcante, Pennsylvania prison escapee, eludes capture and is still … Read more
Trump & His Chain Gang: ‘The Georgia 19 & Counting’ Sing-a-Long!
18+1 chained together until sentence do they part: It’s the Georgia 19! Sing “16 Tons” as we watch the Trial of the Century! As I watched Georgia’s Judge … Read more
Elton John’s Ode to Yevgeny Prigozhin
Elton John reprises “Candle in the Wind / Goodbye England’s Rose” for the late leader of the Wagner private military group, Yevgeny Prigozhin. Sir Elton John is about … Read more
Trump Lies About Weight and Height, Gets 2 More Counts!
After a traumatic day getting booked & humiliated, while lying about his weight and height, Donald Trump returns home to Melania in heat. BEDMINSTER, NEW JERSEY Donald Trump comes … Read more
Whew – I’m Not on the Georgia Indictment List! Top 10 Reasons Why I Was Worried!
Top 10 reasons why I was worried my own actions would put me on the dreaded Georgia indictment list, aka the Georgia Peach Pit List! Relieved not to … Read more
Trump’s 78 Charges Pass Barry Bonds for Second Place All-Time
Donald Trump’s 78 charges are closing in on the greatest single season performance across all sports: Wayne Gretzky’s 92 NHL goals. Cheers erupt from the Mar-a-Lago Club on … Read more
