Epstein and the QAnon Connection
Is QAnon a Republican cover? This reporter has just discovered the origins of QAnon. While cleaning out his office on the island, one of the staff discovered a … Read more
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New Play Sure to Storm Broadway: ‘Harrison’
This play about the short-lived presidency of William Henry Harrison is expected to be as big as “Hamilton.” The complete script for the new play that’s soon to … Read more
White House Doctors Distraught Over Flurry of Coherent Tweets
A series of coherent tweets from the president raises alarms. Dr. Sean Conley and his staff at Walter Reed Medical Center expressed deep concern today that the coronavirus … Read more
Orange is the News Blackout: Halloween Greetings
People in positions of authority suggest Halloween greetings for Trick or Treaters. With Halloween around the corner, it’s important for people who are in positions of authority to … Read more
God Denies Being Hurt by Joe Biden
God denied being hurt by Joe Biden on Sean Hannity’s show recently, but evidence suggests otherwise. In a rare interview, God appeared on Sean Hannity’s show on Fox … Read more
The Ballot Counters
Trump announced that he would be naming Mazars USA, the same company that prepares the Trump Organization tax returns, as the official ballot counters. Disclaimer: Please be aware … Read more
This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Big Orange Tax Evader
A big orange tax evader is taking US for a ride! Under Trump, IRS stands for I Resist Scrutiny. Your tax returns to haunt you. Of course it’s … Read more
Jesus Christ Appears in New Anti-Trump Ad
Anti-Trump ad asks: “What Would Jesus Say?” The Bipartisan Electorate Against Sociopath Trump, better known as BEAST, has just released a new anti-Trump television commercial featuring Jesus Christ. … Read more
The Jerry Duncan Show Interviews Postmaster General Louis DeJoy
Wherein our intrepid talk radio show host interviews Postmaster General Louis DeJoy. Ed. Note: Announcing an all-new The Jerry Duncan Show series on YouTube! The first four episodes … Read more
Still Unfolding: Local Depressive Finds Herself Tired at Night for Once
Local HR representative and clinical depressive Ann Sayers defied expectations with changing sleeping habits. FAIR HAVEN, NJ — A shock pulsed through the community last night as local … Read more
