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Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Leader reportedly livid and ready to declare war over Trump tariffs and lack of inauguration invite. SNN Senior Political correspondent George Washington … Read more
Co-President Elon Musk has taken steps to buy McDonald’s Corporation, home to a like-minded clown. Currying favor with alter-ego, Donald J. Trump, Co-President Elon Musk has taken steps … Read more
New Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt says Trump has decided that “Congress is not really necessary,” and may be shuttered. Meeting with an expanded roster of reporters, new Trump … Read more
Melania’s hat: If the eyes are the windows of the soul – The First Lady needs Venetian Blinds! By this time we all should’ve figured out that Melania … Read more
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) The persistent problem of Original Sin through the ages was finally solved, thanks to the Dark Brandon. In his very last hour … Read more
The new/old prez promises a posthumous pardon to the late notorious Chicago “so-called gangster” Al Capone. In the wake of President Donald J. Trump’s issuance of full and … Read more
By Rob Gabriel Trump wants to occupy Greenland, an island — which means it is surrounded by water, big water, ocean water. Some obsessions seem to consume Donald … Read more
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Honolulu police detective Charlie Chan tapped to head crime unit focused on stopping elderly crime wave. According to SNN inside crime reporter Felonious … Read more
Taking one for the team, this Comedy Writer seeks a cure for inauguration anxiety, subjects herself to analysis for Inauguration Day Blues! Sitting in the therapist’s office for … Read more
New games are “flying off the virtual shelves,” says Elon Musk of “Trumprisk” and “Trumpopoly.” President-elect and former president Donald J. Trump, in cahoots with mega-rich-guy Elon Musk … Read more
