President* Trump Grants Interview to Humor Times
The so-called president tells editor, “I’m glad you report ‘faux news,’ not ‘fake news!’” Reporter: “Is it true you’re going to reinstate waterboarding?” Trump: “Yes, I think it’s … Read more
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Disney Productions to Release Animated White House Drama
Classic Disney characters to assume key White House roles For the first time in the history of Disney Productions, the company is developing a new animated feature using … Read more
Putin Trolls Trump’s Valentine Tweets
Putin discovers Twitter and trolls Trump, lovingly. The tweets in text format: Trump: Roses are overrated. @MelaniaTrump is correctly-rated. Putin: @realDonaldTrump Roses are red. I am too. Democrats are blue because of Kremlin. … Read more
Feeling Blue in the Age of Orange Trump? The Humor Times Will Help You Through!
The recent election was a real downer for an actual majority of the country. The Humor Times is here to help you through the next four years! Yeah, … Read more
Trump Announces Surprise Global Warming Plan: Counter with Nuclear Winter
Trump has announced a revolutionary plan to deal with global warming, “if such a thing does exist.” By David Malcolm Rose President Trump, speaking through his spokesperson Sean … Read more
Andy Borowitz Arrested in Satire Raid
‘Fake news is one thing,’ Trump tweeted, ‘but telling the truth disguised as humor, like this so-called satirist Borowitz guy, is just treason. Bad!’ NYC — Popular New … Read more
Trump ‘Repeals and Replaces’ Constitution by Executive Order: ‘Old One Was SAD!’
“This will be a tremendous constitution, the greatest ever, believe me,” said Trump at signing. According to minority President Donald J Trump’s latest Executive Order, signed today, the … Read more
Pelosi and Schumer Arrested for Grave Robbing
“We were looking for this thing…” said Rep Nancy Pelosi, forgetting what a spine was called. Democrats House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi and Senator Chuck Schumer were arrested … Read more
Trump to Reinstate Waterboarding to ‘Get at the Truth’
Aides claim waterboarding will bring a ‘new era of truth’ Claiming he is fulfilling his promise to make government more efficient, Donald Trump today signed an Executive Order … Read more
Kellyanne Conway: ‘Alternative Words’ in Bill of Rights Allow Trump ‘Lots of Latitude’
“Restricting extraneous Freedoms of Press, Religion and Speech, and establishing Christianity as the State Religion are also ‘Alt-Word’ permitted,” said Kellyanne Conway, “as is, of course, the quartering … Read more
