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Cheney grills Trump, lassoing her man and gallantly saving her Wyoming reputation! Enjoy this exclusive sneak preview of an upcoming January 6th hearing — Liz Cheney grills Trump: … Read more
“Big comedy” alleges Trump is destroying his own political satire brand, thus threatening the incomes of those who mock him. A recently filed lawsuit by “big comedy” concerns … Read more
Wherein our intrepid talk radio show host interviews former senior advisor for the Trump administration Kellyanne Conway. ANNOUNCER Live from under a rock in your backyard, it’s The … Read more
Hanging out with my friend God in Central Park, he told me about a meeting he’d had with the Buddha. As we were sitting on our favorite bench … Read more
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) The Supreme Court is set to hear two landmark cases that could change history, including the inalienable right to fart. The new … Read more
Future News! New federal inmate Donald Trump, boasting he’s the best prisoner ever, announces new run for president. Presently incarcerated at the Lewisburg Federal Penitentiary in Pennsylvania, now … Read more
Hurricane Ian won’t be messing around with Florida any longer, says proud Gov. Ron DeSantis Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis demanded today that “woke” Hurricane Ian reimburse residents for … Read more
Does anyone really know what time it is? Late excuse: time is a social construct. Attn: Florence, Human Resources. Re: I haven’t really been late for work. Dear … Read more
Here Come the Judge: Peek in as we observe ‘Breakfast & Burnt Torts’ with Clarence and Ginny Thomas! Here Come the Judge & Ginni with early morning Breakfast … Read more
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) The entire Russian army has deserted, say observers, leaving Ukraine and heading to the U.S.-mexico border. “Russian Army very bad. Russian army … Read more
