Elon Musk Makes Bid to Buy America
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Musk’s thirst for control widens from merely controlling social media, as he seeks to buy America at a cut-rate price. With his … Read more
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Trump Shields Mobster Fleeing Federal Custody
A hit man from a New York State crime family asked Trump to help shield him after escaping federal custody, say authorities. A mobster who murdered three people … Read more
The Jerry Duncan Show Interviews Chris Rock and Will Smith
Wherein our intrepid talk radio show host interviews Chris Rock and Will Smith, the first time the two have appeared together since the Academy Awards. ANNOUNCER From under … Read more
Jim Jordan & Mr. T: The Perfect Tag Team
With a Jan. 6th subpoena looming, Rep. Jim Jordan wrestles with the truth! According to his wife’s Top Ten Tells, “Stammering Jim Jordan” makes lying so deliciously amusing! … Read more
Ginni Thomas Rescues Kavanaugh from Angry Protesters
Witnesses say Justice Brett Kavanaugh was rescued from angry protesters at his house by Ginni Thomas. Supreme Court Justice Brett Kavanaugh broke down after angry protesters picketed outside … Read more
Plot to Bilk Biden Administration Out of 342 Billion in Military Aid Uncovered
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) The Slobovian Secret Service has uncovered a plot to illegally obtain $342 Billion in military aid from the U.S. Famed Slobovian Secret … Read more
The Jerry Duncan Show Interviews Supreme Court Justice Brett Kavanaugh
Wherein our intrepid talk radio show host interviews Supreme Court Justice Brett Kavanaugh. ANNOUNCER Live from under a rock in your backyard, it’s The Jerry Duncan Show. JERRY … Read more
Scarlett O’Hara Meets Amber… Heard of Her?
Frankly my dears, watching actor Johnny Depp’s ex Amber Heard on the stand makes us not give a damn! “Gone With The Wind” was the first blockbuster movie … Read more
BREAKING: Supreme Court Leak Caused by Brett Kavanaugh
In yet another strange abandoned laptop incident, it was revealed that the infamous Supreme Court leak was Brett Kavanaugh’s fault. Associate Justice Brett Kavanaugh accidentally leaked the explosive … Read more
Variant Classes Added at Covid House of Dance
Variant classes have been introduced to help customers at the Covid House of Dance to cope with the ever-changing virus. For over two years you’ve been dancing around … Read more
