Top 10 Reasons Michelangelo Said David’s Penis is So Small!
Michelangelo: “I say, if it was any bigger – THAT would be pornography!” “Size doesn’t matter” says Michelangelo – and that should be carved in stone! Here’s an old … Read more
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Top 10 Embarrassing Trump DNA Samples Taken
Breaking News – well, any day now! Like a cornered Lion, Trump’s lying in wait for his DNA samples to be taken, and his comeuppance and/or slap on … Read more
Trump at CPAC: ‘I Will Keep Men Out of Women’s Shorts (I Mean SPORTS) – Top 10 Promises!
And 9 other pie-in-the-sky promises from Donald Trump at CPAC! Donald Trump at CPAC gave the closing speech, saying ‘this is my final battle’ & ‘I will prevent … Read more
Giddy Grand Jury Foreperson Emily Kohrs Speaks! Top 10 Trump Phone Calls
Trump’s gift that keeps on giving: Grand Jury Foreperson Emily Kohrs didn’t just fall off a turnip truck & hit her head – she remembers all his phone … Read more
Where Your New Year’s Resolutions Go to Die! Top 10
Whether verbal or signed by a notary – our yearly resolutions are not written in stone: here’s where they go to die. We all have the best of … Read more
Trump Eats Paper Again, Plumber Excited
Former White House aide under oath: Trump eats paper again, and asks for ketchup! Top 10. Trump eats paper again: Nick Luna, a former Trump White House aide, … Read more
How Trump Will End It All: Top 10 Ideas to Escape Prison Time!
Things are closing in on this ex-president & there’s only one way to escape prison time! Like all filled with narcissistic shame, Donald Trump spent countless days & … Read more
Firsts in History, Part 2: Adam & Eve, Leaf it to Your Imagination!
The 2nd in the series of Satirical Firsts in History that you won’t find in history books! THE FIRSTS IN HISTORY – According to my Diary, Part 2: … Read more
Top 10 Things That Keep Me Up at Night: Sleepless ’til September, Part 2
Still can’t sleep & counting sheep, waiting for the other shoe to drop in September, when the Jan 6 Committee returns! Part 2, Sleepless ’til September: waiting for … Read more
Top 10 Things Keeping Me Up at Night: Sleepless ’til September!
It’s keeping me up at night, counting sheep ’til the Jan 6th Committee returns in September & they haul in the whole frigin’ bunch of Swamp Things! I … Read more
