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Ripping the Headlines Today, 10/24/17

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Ripping the Headlines Today, 10/24/17
Paul Lander
Paul Lander
Paul Lander is not sure which he is proudest of -- winning the Noble Peace Prize or sending Congolese gynecologist Dr. Denis Mukwege to accept it on his behalf, bringing to light the plight of African women in war-torn countries. In his non-daydreaming hours, Paul has written for Weekly Humorist, National Lampoon, American Bystander, Huff Post Comedy, McSweeney's, Bombeck Writers Workshop Blog and the Humor Times, written and/or produced for multiple TV shows and written standup material that's been performed on Maher, The Daily Show, Colbert, Kimmel, etc. Now, on to Paul's time-commanding Special Forces in Khandahar… (See all of Paul's "Ripping the Headlines Today" columns here.)
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Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more

Pence Stormed Out of NFL Game, but Not for Reason You Think

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Pence Stormed Out of NFL Game, but Not for Reason You Think
Patrick Lawlor
Patrick Lawlor
Patrick Lawlor is a writer and comedian from New Jersey.He studied improv and sketch comedy writing at the Upright Citizens Brigade in New York.
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Reports of VP Mike Pence leaving an NFL game over ‘taking a knee’ protest missed the point. INDIANAPOLIS — Two things anger Vice President Pence more than taking … Read more

Tweeter-in-Chief Versus the Wisdom of Robert E Lee

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Jim Hightower
Jim Hightower
National radio commentator, writer, public speaker, and author of the book, "Swim Against The Current: Even A Dead Fish Can Go With The Flow," Jim Hightower has spent three decades battling the Powers That Be on behalf of the Powers That Ought To Be - consumers, working families, environmentalists, small businesses, and just-plain-folks.

Twice elected Texas Agriculture Commissioner, Hightower is a modern-day Johnny Appleseed, spreading the message of progressive populism all across the American grassroots.

He broadcasts daily radio commentaries that are carried in more than 150 commercial and public stations and on the web.
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Trump’s lament about the removal of a statue of Robert E Lee I hate to say this, but I’m starting to feel sorry for Donald Trump. He’s only … Read more

Melania’s Tweet Moratorium Tweaks Twit

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Melania’s Tweet Moratorium Tweaks Twit
Marilyn Sands
Marilyn Sands
Marilyn Sands is a former 80's Stand-Up Comic & Comic Booker. Sold Jokes to Joan Rivers & lesser lights. Was up one night & wrote 2 Madcap Screenplays & a Stage Play. Her hilarious book "CAN YOU PEE OUTDOORS" On-Line Dating Straight Lines is on amazon.com/dp/1733487409And, "OWNING THE STAGE, RENTING THE BALLS"!My Life as a Funny Girlis on amazon.com/dp/1733487417"Living proofyou don't have to be a success to write a Memoir"!And yes, this bio is my OBIT too!haha
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Now that Melania has climbed into bed with the President & joined other 1st ladies who have done the same… No — let me start over. Now that Melania … Read more

Ripping the Headlines Today, 3/13/17

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Ripping the Headlines Today, 3/13/17
Paul Lander
Paul Lander
Paul Lander is not sure which he is proudest of -- winning the Noble Peace Prize or sending Congolese gynecologist Dr. Denis Mukwege to accept it on his behalf, bringing to light the plight of African women in war-torn countries. In his non-daydreaming hours, Paul has written for Weekly Humorist, National Lampoon, American Bystander, Huff Post Comedy, McSweeney's, Bombeck Writers Workshop Blog and the Humor Times, written and/or produced for multiple TV shows and written standup material that's been performed on Maher, The Daily Show, Colbert, Kimmel, etc. Now, on to Paul's time-commanding Special Forces in Khandahar… (See all of Paul's "Ripping the Headlines Today" columns here.)
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Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more

Post Election Stress Disorder: It’s a Real Thing

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Post Election Stress Disorder: It’s a Real Thing
Patrick Lawlor
Patrick Lawlor
Patrick Lawlor is a writer and comedian from New Jersey.He studied improv and sketch comedy writing at the Upright Citizens Brigade in New York.
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A new disorder, “Post Election Stress,” is sweeping the nation and has Americans flocking to therapists. A new form of stress is sweeping the nation and it has … Read more

Perdue Chicken Tapped to Head USDA

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Perdue Chicken Tapped to Head USDA
Ron Keith
Ron Keith
Ron Keith lives in Washington, DC. He freelances, mostly writing on renewable energy, technology, gaming, and anything else he feels a passion for. He plans to spend the Trump years in a fetal position and learning what an emolument is.
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‘Who better to run USDA than a farm animal?’ says Trump Self-styled “Emperor-in-Chief” Donald Trump was especially gleeful today, as he announced in a series of tweets that … Read more

‘O’Reilly Factor’ Directly Impacting Trump Policy

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‘O’Reilly Factor’ Directly Impacting Trump Policy
Ron Keith
Ron Keith
Ron Keith lives in Washington, DC. He freelances, mostly writing on renewable energy, technology, gaming, and anything else he feels a passion for. He plans to spend the Trump years in a fetal position and learning what an emolument is.
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Bill O’Reilly discovers Trump is watching his show and tweeting, making him more influential than ever! In a tweet on January 24th, President Trump threatened to send in … Read more

Totalitarian Tenets to be Tenaciously Tendered via Trump Tweet

Totalitarian Tenets to be Tenaciously Tendered via Trump Tweet
James Israel
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James Israel
The Humor Times founder/publisher/editor/writer may wear a lot of hats, but he likes it that way. Still, his favorite job is writing fake news articles. He is also a musician and songwriter, who plays guitar, mandolin and harmonica, with several CDs to his credit.
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‘Orwellian Obedience is Ordered to be Ordinarily Observed,’ says first Tenet via Trump Tweet. “We’re going to win so much, you’ll get sick of winning,” begins a statement … Read more

Ripping the Headlines Today, 6/20/16

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Ripping the Headlines Today, 6/20/16
Paul Lander
Paul Lander
Paul Lander is not sure which he is proudest of -- winning the Noble Peace Prize or sending Congolese gynecologist Dr. Denis Mukwege to accept it on his behalf, bringing to light the plight of African women in war-torn countries. In his non-daydreaming hours, Paul has written for Weekly Humorist, National Lampoon, American Bystander, Huff Post Comedy, McSweeney's, Bombeck Writers Workshop Blog and the Humor Times, written and/or produced for multiple TV shows and written standup material that's been performed on Maher, The Daily Show, Colbert, Kimmel, etc. Now, on to Paul's time-commanding Special Forces in Khandahar… (See all of Paul's "Ripping the Headlines Today" columns here.)
Paul Lander
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Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more

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