Ripping the Headlines Today, 12/31/18

Ripping the Headlines Today, 12/31/18
Paul Lander is not sure which he is proudest of -- winning the Noble Peace Prize or sending Congolese gynecologist Dr. Denis Mukwege to accept it on his behalf, bringing to light the plight of African women in war-torn countries. In his non-daydreaming hours, Paul has written for Weekly Humorist, National Lampoon, American Bystander, Huff Post Comedy, McSweeney's, Bombeck Writers Workshop Blog and the Humor Times, written and/or produced for multiple TV shows and written standup material that's been performed on Maher, The Daily Show, Colbert, Kimmel, etc. Now, on to Paul's time-commanding Special Forces in Khandahar… (See all of Paul's "Ripping the Headlines Today" columns here.)
Paul Lander
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Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. … Read more

Horoscopes for Jerks: January 2019

Horoscopes for Jerks: January 2019
Jennifer Hollie Bowles is a writer and small business owner.She has been studying Astrology for about twenty years, but she finds limiting it to sun signs quite humorous.
Jennifer Hollie Bowles
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What’s your sign? Check out your Funny Horoscope January 2019, and the outlook for all those jerks you know, right here! What? You don’t even believe in astrology? … Read more

The Jerry Duncan Show Interviews Michael Cohen

The Jerry Duncan Show Interviews Michael Cohen
Dean B. Kaner is a playwright and screenwriter, having co-produced and co-written plays for the stage with performances in New York City, Chicago, Minneapolis, Los Angeles, Boston, Detroit, Phoenix and Memphis. Check out The Jerry Duncan Show on YouTube, as well as on Instagram, and the sketch comedy A Bit of Biden (on Instagram) and at @abitofbiden on TikTok.
Dean Kaner

Wherein our intrepid talk radio show host interviews former Trump attorney Michael Cohen. ANNOUNCER Live from under a rock in your backyard, it’s The Jerry Duncan Show. JERRY … Read more

Trump Visited by Ghosts of Anti-Communists Past

Trump Visited by Ghosts of Anti-Communists Past
rfreed has a fertile, if somewhat warped, imagination. Read him at your own risk! More laugh gaffes available at Semi-Humorous Humor
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Roger Freed

He was about to slumber, alone in the White House on this winter’s Christmas Eve. Melania and the boys were in Mar-a-Lago. Congress and a quarter of the … Read more

Getting My Just Desserts: Diet Myths Debunked

Getting My Just Desserts: Diet Myths Debunked
Marilyn Sands is a former 80's Stand-Up Comic & Comic Booker. Sold Jokes to Joan Rivers & lesser lights. Was up one night & wrote 2 Madcap Screenplays & a Stage Play. Her hilarious book "CAN YOU PEE OUTDOORS" On-Line Dating Straight Lines is on amazon.com/dp/1733487409And, "OWNING THE STAGE, RENTING THE BALLS"!My Life as a Funny Girlis on amazon.com/dp/1733487417"Living proofyou don't have to be a success to write a Memoir"!And yes, this bio is my OBIT too!haha
Marilyn Sands

Okay, Trump made me fat! I didn’t tell anyone but last December 31st, I started my ‘Eat a Different Dessert Every Day for a Year’ project – just … Read more

President Trump Drains the Unelected Swamp, Fills it with Unelected Clerics

President Trump Drains the Unelected Swamp, Fills it with Unelected Clerics
In recovery... From a lot of things! Always glad to post here.
Jonathan Ferguson

Trump’s ‘Drain the Swamp’ strategy recently sounds more like a ‘Fill the Swamp with Unelected Clerics’ strategy. Mildly perturbed (as always!) by lingering accusations of bad faith, dishonesty … Read more

Me vs Andy Borowitz: A Satire Showdown

Me vs Andy Borowitz: A Satire Showdown
Marilyn Sands is a former 80's Stand-Up Comic & Comic Booker. Sold Jokes to Joan Rivers & lesser lights. Was up one night & wrote 2 Madcap Screenplays & a Stage Play. Her hilarious book "CAN YOU PEE OUTDOORS" On-Line Dating Straight Lines is on amazon.com/dp/1733487409And, "OWNING THE STAGE, RENTING THE BALLS"!My Life as a Funny Girlis on amazon.com/dp/1733487417"Living proofyou don't have to be a success to write a Memoir"!And yes, this bio is my OBIT too!haha
Marilyn Sands

Gonna grab my spit bucket & let’s rumble, Mr Andy Borowitz… I’m mad as hell & not gonna take it anymore & now I say,  ‘Game is on’! … Read more

Ripping the Headlines Today, 12/24/18

Ripping the Headlines Today, 12/24/18
Paul Lander is not sure which he is proudest of -- winning the Noble Peace Prize or sending Congolese gynecologist Dr. Denis Mukwege to accept it on his behalf, bringing to light the plight of African women in war-torn countries. In his non-daydreaming hours, Paul has written for Weekly Humorist, National Lampoon, American Bystander, Huff Post Comedy, McSweeney's, Bombeck Writers Workshop Blog and the Humor Times, written and/or produced for multiple TV shows and written standup material that's been performed on Maher, The Daily Show, Colbert, Kimmel, etc. Now, on to Paul's time-commanding Special Forces in Khandahar… (See all of Paul's "Ripping the Headlines Today" columns here.)
Paul Lander
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Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more

Pelosi Agrees to Trump’s Wall, On One Condition

Pelosi Agrees to Trump’s Wall, On One Condition
P. Beckert's is one voice vying for frequency room at the top of the opinion dial.Angered and bewildered by many of today’s events, P. Beckert uses humor as a tool to fightan onslaught of stupidity and ignorance that seems to permeate the airwaves and pollute the sensitivities of a once-brilliant nation. If you like her posts, become a follower and leave a comment. And don't forget to share on Facebook, Twitter and other social accounts! Syndicated from her I Said Laugh, Dammit blog.
P. Beckert

“The Lego Solution” is something Nancy Pelosi agrees with. The U.S. government came to a grinding halt Saturday, and Washington, D.C. long-timer and incoming Speaker of the House … Read more

Dear Anonymous Sender: Thank You for Your Holiday E-Card

Dear Anonymous Sender: Thank You for Your Holiday E-Card
Howard Zaharoff reads (a lot), writes (mostly humor), teaches (occasionally) and practices law (doesn't everyone?). He is the author of "Stump Your Lawyer!" (Chronicle 2007), and his work has appeared in The Boston Globe, Wall Street Journal, Amazing Stories, Computerworld, The Journal of Irreproducible Results, The Annals of Improbable Research and the books Growing Up Jewish (Penguin 1987) and Sex As a Heap of Malfunctioning Rubble (and Further Improbabilities) (Workman 1993), among other places.
Howard Zaharoff

Although I cannot recall where I may have met and exchanged business or V cards with you (or someone from your organization), I am extremely grateful for your … Read more

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