Ripping the Headlines Today, 2/20/17
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more
Donald Trump
Trump Rails Against ‘Fake President’
Alec Baldwin and SNL come under fire Trump has begun to realize that his overuse of the term “fake news” whenever anything critical of him is written in … Read more
President* Trump Grants Interview to Humor Times
The so-called president tells editor, “I’m glad you report ‘faux news,’ not ‘fake news!’” Reporter: “Is it true you’re going to reinstate waterboarding?” Trump: “Yes, I think it’s … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 2/13/17
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more
Putin Trolls Trump’s Valentine Tweets
Putin discovers Twitter and trolls Trump, lovingly. The tweets in text format: Trump: Roses are overrated. @MelaniaTrump is correctly-rated. Putin: @realDonaldTrump Roses are red. I am too. Democrats are blue because of Kremlin. … Read more
Trump Announces Surprise Global Warming Plan: Counter with Nuclear Winter
Trump has announced a revolutionary plan to deal with global warming, “if such a thing does exist.” By David Malcolm Rose President Trump, speaking through his spokesperson Sean … Read more
Andy Borowitz Arrested in Satire Raid
‘Fake news is one thing,’ Trump tweeted, ‘but telling the truth disguised as humor, like this so-called satirist Borowitz guy, is just treason. Bad!’ NYC — Popular New … Read more
Democrats: As Useless as Mudflaps on a Turtle
The exact extent of the uselessosity exhibited by Democrats right now is breathtaking in its magnitude. Shattered. Splattered. Scattered. Battered. Tattered. Skewered and plattered. Barely mattered. That was … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 2/7/17
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more
Perdue Chicken Tapped to Head USDA
‘Who better to run USDA than a farm animal?’ says Trump Self-styled “Emperor-in-Chief” Donald Trump was especially gleeful today, as he announced in a series of tweets that … Read more
