Trump Pardons Judas Iscariot
By Michael Perlman Breaking News: President Trump has pardoned Judas Iscariot of all crimes. Sean Hannity (Fox News) interviews the president: SH: Mr. President, your bold audacity is … Read more
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Pete Hegseth: Ukraine a ‘Failed, Delusional Nation’
Hegseth advises diplomats to come to terms with the reality of eventual Russian subjugation, “for the good of all.” Getting his feet wet as the newly-minted Secretary of … Read more
10 Questions for the New DOD Secretary Pete Hegseth
Interview by Conservative Capitol Correspondent Llib Epot The new DOD Secretary, drunkard and former Fox celebrity Pete Hegseth, is interviewed by the fawning Llib Epot, Fox News style. … Read more
Trump Advances New Slate of Federal Holidays
Trump plans to discard long-accepted federal holidays, supplanting them with those of his own choosing. With one stroke of his presidential pen, soon-to-be President Donald J. Trump will … Read more
Who Ya Gonna Call?
If there is something strange in your house or neighborhood, who ya gonna call? Recently my wife and I experienced something very mysterious. The other day we bought … Read more
Citing Supreme Court Ruling, Biden Owns Up to ‘Now Legal’ Assassination Attempt
On “Meet the Press,” Biden admits ordering an assassination attempt, and revealed more plans, saying “it’s all okay by the Supreme Court.” Appearing on last Sunday’s Meet the … Read more
Clarence Thomas Briefs Press on SCOTUS Accomplishments
As dictated by Llib Epot, Conservative Capitol Correspondent Convening at The Stagger Inn in DC, Judge Thomas bragged about what he perceives as SCOTUS accomplishments. Breaking precedent, Associate … Read more
This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: ‘Heil Be Seeing You!’
Traitor Trump boasts “Heil be seeing you!” Trump is a lout and outlier. Republicans can’t seem to add things up, but they’re real good at division. Trump supporters … Read more
Donald Trump Transformed: ‘I’m Another Mother Teresa’
As transcribed directly from the mouth of Donald J. Trump Wherein Donald Trump claims to have become a great humanitarian (“the greatest!”) like Mother Teresa. It might sound … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 3/17/24
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about Robert Downey Jr.’s Oscar, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s … Read more
