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Melania Trump got a ‘Top 10 Heads-Up’ before she signed her Marriage Certificate – heavy on the Redactions! 10. MELANIA, SIGNING THIS MARRIAGE CERTIFICATE MAY BRING xxx EMBARRASSMENT, … Read more
Karma, Split Ends & Irritable Bowel finally reared its ugly head, and here’s how Trump’s Waterloo is gonna happen! For years we watched in horror & disbelief as … Read more
Besides bragging about his ‘massive dumps’ – Turns out, Trump really does have a Legacy! It’s hard to believe, but true – Trump’s done some good things, and … Read more
Clues to help one determine if they’ve lost the election. Few incumbents experience losing a presidential election so here are some clues for the current incumbent to help … Read more
The show must go on, and so a nationwide hunt is underway for Trump’s debate replacement! Donald Trump has refused to participate in the upcoming second debate after … Read more
First Lady pledges not to plagiarize Michelle Obama at this year’s convention address. Melania Trump will be giving a Republican National Convention address next week and sources close … Read more
TOP 10 Commandments: Trump is no Moses but please G-d – there’s got to be an Exodus! While skimming my Bible & satirically pondering our unrelenting Plague & … Read more
“You never know what you’re gonna get and when you do they suddenly change their minds.” The President added: “So-called Western science tells ya one thing and then … Read more
Here are some future Trump tweets you’re bound to see, based on a scientific analysis of his historical tweeting habits. Libraries are a major place for the fake … Read more
