Melania’s GOP Convention Address
First Lady pledges not to plagiarize Michelle Obama at this year’s convention address. Melania Trump will be giving a Republican National Convention address next week and sources close … Read more
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Trump’s TOP 10 Commandments
TOP 10 Commandments: Trump is no Moses but please G-d – there’s got to be an Exodus! While skimming my Bible & satirically pondering our unrelenting Plague & … Read more
Trump: Western Science is Like Slovenian Women
“You never know what you’re gonna get and when you do they suddenly change their minds.” The President added: “So-called Western science tells ya one thing and then … Read more
Future Trump Tweets
Here are some future Trump tweets you’re bound to see, based on a scientific analysis of his historical tweeting habits. Libraries are a major place for the fake … Read more
Donald Trump to Divorce Melania, Elope with Nancy Pelosi
Intercepted communique reveals president’s plans to elope with Nancy Pelosi. An intercepted communique from the Schnotzelvakain Secret Service revealed a scenario in which current United States President Donald … Read more
Sure-Fire T-Shirt Slogan Ideas for the 2020 Election
Need 2020 slogan ideas? You’ve come to the right place. Slogan Ideas for the 2020 Election: What if the Dems had said “A black man will never win … Read more
Heaven’s Gate Estates
Exclusive: Leaked copy of rejection letter to President Trump from Heaven’s Gate Estates. Dear Mr. Trump: Receipt is acknowledged of your application for admittance to our new Heaven’s … Read more
Trump Down in Bunker with Guys He Hardly Knows!
Deep in the bowels of the White House plumbing system stands our president banging on the Bunker door… John Bolton’s outside the Bunker door. … Read more
