‘Who Wants to Be a Billionaire?’ The Gates’ Mating Call for New Suitors!

‘Who Wants to Be a Billionaire?’ The Gates’ Mating Call for New Suitors!
Marilyn Sands is a former 80's Stand-Up Comic & Comic Booker. Sold Jokes to Joan Rivers & lesser lights. Was up one night & wrote 2 Madcap Screenplays & a Stage Play. Her hilarious book "CAN YOU PEE OUTDOORS" On-Line Dating Straight Lines is on amazon.com/dp/1733487409And, "OWNING THE STAGE, RENTING THE BALLS"!My Life as a Funny Girlis on amazon.com/dp/1733487417"Living proofyou don't have to be a success to write a Memoir"!And yes, this bio is my OBIT too!haha
Marilyn Sands

Who Wants to Be a Billionaire? Listen in as Bill & Melinda Gates Split Heirs. At home with Bill & Melinda Gates…#1 BILL I guess it’s time to … Read more

How Covid Made Me Lose My Job… as a Pickpocket!

How Covid Made Me Lose My Job… as a Pickpocket!
Marilyn Sands is a former 80's Stand-Up Comic & Comic Booker. Sold Jokes to Joan Rivers & lesser lights. Was up one night & wrote 2 Madcap Screenplays & a Stage Play. Her hilarious book "CAN YOU PEE OUTDOORS" On-Line Dating Straight Lines is on amazon.com/dp/1733487409And, "OWNING THE STAGE, RENTING THE BALLS"!My Life as a Funny Girlis on amazon.com/dp/1733487417"Living proofyou don't have to be a success to write a Memoir"!And yes, this bio is my OBIT too!haha
Marilyn Sands

At 6 feet apart – with this gig, it’s Slim Pickins! An exclusive anonymous expose on the pickpocket trade during a pandemic. With Covid – it’s murder out … Read more

My Last Trump Article! You’re welcome!

My Last Trump Article! You’re welcome!
Marilyn Sands is a former 80's Stand-Up Comic & Comic Booker. Sold Jokes to Joan Rivers & lesser lights. Was up one night & wrote 2 Madcap Screenplays & a Stage Play. Her hilarious book "CAN YOU PEE OUTDOORS" On-Line Dating Straight Lines is on amazon.com/dp/1733487409And, "OWNING THE STAGE, RENTING THE BALLS"!My Life as a Funny Girlis on amazon.com/dp/1733487417"Living proofyou don't have to be a success to write a Memoir"!And yes, this bio is my OBIT too!haha
Marilyn Sands

In this, perhaps (?) my last trump article, I ask: Who knew Trump left residual effects? See if you have immunity! After spoofing Trump’s lawless shenanigans for 5 … Read more

Queen Dispatches 007 to Halt Meghan Markle and Prince Harry Interview

Queen Dispatches 007 to Halt Meghan Markle and Prince Harry Interview
Ted holland attended college for four years. The year that he bothered to go to class he studied history. He majored in throwing quarters in the jukebox in the Student Union canteen and minored in a girl named Marsha. His books include This Day In African American Musicand B Western Actors Encyclopedia.
Ted Holland

Exclusive Report: The Queen was desperate to stop the broadcast of the Prince Harry and Meghan Markle interview. Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) A shocking report reveals … Read more

Study: Daily Whiskey Bath Prevents and Cures Covid 19

Study: Daily Whiskey Bath Prevents and Cures Covid 19
Ted holland attended college for four years. The year that he bothered to go to class he studied history. He majored in throwing quarters in the jukebox in the Student Union canteen and minored in a girl named Marsha. His books include This Day In African American Musicand B Western Actors Encyclopedia.
Ted Holland

The best preventative and cure is a “daily whiskey bath,” says expert from Slobovia. Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) According to Dr. Reallie Schmelsbadde, head of the … Read more

Trials & Tabulations of Two Cheesy Lab Mice Trying to Save the World #3

Trials & Tabulations of Two Cheesy Lab Mice Trying to Save the World #3
Marilyn Sands is a former 80's Stand-Up Comic & Comic Booker. Sold Jokes to Joan Rivers & lesser lights. Was up one night & wrote 2 Madcap Screenplays & a Stage Play. Her hilarious book "CAN YOU PEE OUTDOORS" On-Line Dating Straight Lines is on amazon.com/dp/1733487409And, "OWNING THE STAGE, RENTING THE BALLS"!My Life as a Funny Girlis on amazon.com/dp/1733487417"Living proofyou don't have to be a success to write a Memoir"!And yes, this bio is my OBIT too!haha
Marilyn Sands

In cages 6 feet apart, two lab mice trying to save the world in a Coronavirus trial study compare notes during some down time! Meet VINNIE Verman & … Read more

Trump’s Impeachment Trial Attorney: I Got Nothin’!

Trump’s Impeachment Trial Attorney: I Got Nothin’!
Marilyn Sands is a former 80's Stand-Up Comic & Comic Booker. Sold Jokes to Joan Rivers & lesser lights. Was up one night & wrote 2 Madcap Screenplays & a Stage Play. Her hilarious book "CAN YOU PEE OUTDOORS" On-Line Dating Straight Lines is on amazon.com/dp/1733487409And, "OWNING THE STAGE, RENTING THE BALLS"!My Life as a Funny Girlis on amazon.com/dp/1733487417"Living proofyou don't have to be a success to write a Memoir"!And yes, this bio is my OBIT too!haha
Marilyn Sands

Two brilliant yesteryear Comics parody Donald Trump’s 2nd Impeachment Trial Defense Attorneys, jibber jabber who come up with *Bupkis! *Bupkis: Democrats chances of winning this impeachment trial… but … Read more

Trump: ‘We’ll Be Back in Some Form!’ – Beauty & the Beast?

Trump: ‘We’ll Be Back in Some Form!’ – Beauty & the Beast?
Marilyn Sands is a former 80's Stand-Up Comic & Comic Booker. Sold Jokes to Joan Rivers & lesser lights. Was up one night & wrote 2 Madcap Screenplays & a Stage Play. Her hilarious book "CAN YOU PEE OUTDOORS" On-Line Dating Straight Lines is on amazon.com/dp/1733487409And, "OWNING THE STAGE, RENTING THE BALLS"!My Life as a Funny Girlis on amazon.com/dp/1733487417"Living proofyou don't have to be a success to write a Memoir"!And yes, this bio is my OBIT too!haha
Marilyn Sands

Be careful what you wish for – you too might end up in a Disney Parody! Donald Trump’s daunting parting words on exiting Washington about being “back in … Read more

Donald Who? Help Me Exorcise Old Trump Quotes from My Head!

Donald Who? Help Me Exorcise Old Trump Quotes from My Head!
Marilyn Sands is a former 80's Stand-Up Comic & Comic Booker. Sold Jokes to Joan Rivers & lesser lights. Was up one night & wrote 2 Madcap Screenplays & a Stage Play. Her hilarious book "CAN YOU PEE OUTDOORS" On-Line Dating Straight Lines is on amazon.com/dp/1733487409And, "OWNING THE STAGE, RENTING THE BALLS"!My Life as a Funny Girlis on amazon.com/dp/1733487417"Living proofyou don't have to be a success to write a Memoir"!And yes, this bio is my OBIT too!haha
Marilyn Sands

At wits end, I’m finally ridding myself of Trump’s Daily Word Salad, including all the Old Trump Quotes! Frankly, after writing 5 years worth of Trump satire…I need … Read more

Trump Desperate After Twitter Rejection

Trump Desperate After Twitter Rejection
Diane de Anda is a third generation Latina and retired UCLA professor. Tired of cranking out technical articles in a "publish or perish" atmosphere, she now spends most of her time writing adult fiction, children's books, parody, and satire.Her weapon of choice is the limerick, aimed with humor and a touch of malice at society's icons, celebrities, politicians, and other irritating folk.
Diane de Anda

Post Twitter rejection, he is said to be planning a new social media platform. Observers describe Donald Trump’s present behavior in the White House as frenetic. Since his … Read more

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