Instructions for Your Ambulatory Heart Monitor
If you experience any of these events, press the heart monitor button! Your physician will affix the heart monitor to your chest. Wear it at all times, including … Read more
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CDC Issues Tea-Rump Fever Alert
Agency warns: You may be infected with Tea-Rump fever if… The Center for Disease Control has issued an alert for a possible resurgence of the very dangerous Tea-Rump … Read more
Fauci, Trump Share Jail Cell After Florida Covid Vaccine Indictments Unsealed
Covid vaccine indictments were unsealed in Florida, as police arrested two prominent former federal officials. TALLAHASSEE FL, April 1, 2023 — Florida cops arrested two prominent former federal … Read more
President Biden Makes Major Post-Midterm Announcements
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) In some important announcements after the midterm elections, Biden reassures the nation. In his post-midterm announcements, President Biden stated that “Democracy is … Read more
President Biden Tasks MTG to Oversee Concentration Camps for the Unvaccinated
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) “To avert civil war,” Biden signs executive order to build concentration camps for the unvaccinated. Stating that he is concerned by the … Read more
The Jerry Duncan Show Interviews Green Bay Packers Quarterback Aaron Rodgers
Wherein our intrepid talk radio show host interviews Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers and his fiancee actress Schlemiel Woodley. ANNOUNCER Live from under a rock in your … Read more
Old Normal & New Normal in Song Titles #3
Singing is not only allowed, it’s encouraged – but take off your mask first! The Old Normal is gone, belt out the New Normal in song! Up is … Read more
This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Down a Rabid Hole
Yet again, Republicans follow Trump down a rabid hole. The tea party herd what Trump demanded. After pushing his supporters over the edge, Trump now throws them under … Read more
