New Rule: Congressmen May to Duel to the Death

New Rule: Congressmen May to Duel to the Death
Eric Green has Donald Trump to thank for a number of his satirical articles. As long as The Donald is around, Eric will continue to have new material to write about him. Eric finds writing satire a welcome escape from the realities of life. When he’s not trying to be satirical, Eric has been a former newspaper reporter, ex-press aide to a U.S. Senator on Capitol Hill, and ex-writer in the federal government. He's also the author of three mostly humorous books, the one he's most proud of is called Temporary Insanity, Costa Rica, My Way. For fun, he practices playing Beatles songs on the piano.You can find more about him on LinkedIn.
Eric Green

Ever the gun-lovers, Republicans now allow pistols to be used to settle differences, and representatives may duel to the death. Some Congressmen in the U.S. House of Representatives … Read more

McCarthy Agreed to be Blood-Eagled for Speakership

McCarthy Agreed to be Blood-Eagled for Speakership
Derek lives in Canonsburg, Pennsylvania with his wife, daughter and washing machine spinning in the background.
Derek Postlewaite

To obtain his coveted position as Speaker, Kevin McCarthy agreed to be blood-eagled by members of the Freedom Caucus. In order to finally strike a deal to get … Read more

Revealed: Promises Kevin McCarthy Had to Make to Get Votes

Revealed: Promises Kevin McCarthy Had to Make to Get Votes
Ted holland attended college for four years. The year that he bothered to go to class he studied history. He majored in throwing quarters in the jukebox in the Student Union canteen and minored in a girl named Marsha. His books include This Day In African American Musicand B Western Actors Encyclopedia.
Ted Holland

Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) SNN correspondent uncovers embarrassing promises Kevin McCarthy had to make to get votes as the new Speaker of the House. According to SNN … Read more

Putin Offers New Year Ceasefire: Republican House Members Accept

Putin Offers New Year Ceasefire: Republican House Members Accept
David Wollman lives north of the border. No, not that border. The other one. Canada. (sighs) He uses his keyboard in the struggle to give voice to those who speak goof to power, and remind us all that it takes a village to raise an idiot. David's new screenplay is a multiverse of satire, "CULTURE WARS:THE FARCE AWAKENS".
David Wollman

Warring Republican House members agree to a 36-hour truce to plan their future as Putin offers New Year ceasefire. Exhausted by days of fruitless negotiations and futile attempts … Read more

House Offers Speakership to Q-Shaman and Elmer Fudd

House Offers Speakership to Q-Shaman and Elmer Fudd
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The Humor Times founder/publisher/editor/writer may wear a lot of hats, but he likes it that way. Still, his favorite job is writing fake news articles. He is also a musician and songwriter, who plays guitar, mandolin and harmonica, with several CDs to his credit.
James Israel
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As Kevin McCarthy fails to win election to Speaker of the House, the post is offered to the Q-Shaman and Elmer Fudd. It is a historic time for the … Read more

SNN Uncovers 20 Lies George Santos Did Not Tell

SNN Uncovers 20 Lies George Santos Did Not Tell
Ted holland attended college for four years. The year that he bothered to go to class he studied history. He majored in throwing quarters in the jukebox in the Student Union canteen and minored in a girl named Marsha. His books include This Day In African American Musicand B Western Actors Encyclopedia.
Ted Holland

Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) He told so many, it seems like he told them all. However, an investigation has revealed many lies George Santos did not … Read more

Trump to Plead Insanity for Trial Defense

Trump to Plead Insanity for Trial Defense
Eric Green has Donald Trump to thank for a number of his satirical articles. As long as The Donald is around, Eric will continue to have new material to write about him. Eric finds writing satire a welcome escape from the realities of life. When he’s not trying to be satirical, Eric has been a former newspaper reporter, ex-press aide to a U.S. Senator on Capitol Hill, and ex-writer in the federal government. He's also the author of three mostly humorous books, the one he's most proud of is called Temporary Insanity, Costa Rica, My Way. For fun, he practices playing Beatles songs on the piano.You can find more about him on LinkedIn.
Eric Green

“I’m crazy like a fox,” the ex-president proclaimed, as he prepares to plead insanity in any upcoming trial. Former President Donald Trump says he will plead insanity as … Read more

Santa Claus Was Grounded by Facial Recognition System

Santa Claus Was Grounded by Facial Recognition System
Ted holland attended college for four years. The year that he bothered to go to class he studied history. He majored in throwing quarters in the jukebox in the Student Union canteen and minored in a girl named Marsha. His books include This Day In African American Musicand B Western Actors Encyclopedia.
Ted Holland

Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Millions of kids worldwide went without presents when Santa Claus was grounded by a Schnotzelvakian facial recognition system. Christmas Eve, December 24, … Read more

Fauci, Trump Share Jail Cell After Florida Covid Vaccine Indictments Unsealed

Fauci, Trump Share Jail Cell After Florida Covid Vaccine Indictments Unsealed
Steve Schneider lives in Florida. Retired, he sometimes gets a good laugh following a few authoritarian politicians who call the Sunshine State home.
Steve Schneider

Covid vaccine indictments were unsealed in Florida, as police arrested two prominent former federal officials. TALLAHASSEE FL, April 1, 2023 — Florida cops arrested two prominent former federal … Read more

Elon Musk Names George Santos New Twitter CEO

Elon Musk Names George Santos New Twitter CEO
David Wollman lives north of the border. No, not that border. The other one. Canada. (sighs) He uses his keyboard in the struggle to give voice to those who speak goof to power, and remind us all that it takes a village to raise an idiot. David's new screenplay is a multiverse of satire, "CULTURE WARS:THE FARCE AWAKENS".
David Wollman

Newly elected Republican George Santos will head Elon Musk’s new, blue-ribbon team to manage Twitter’s daily operations. Elon Musk has made good on his promise to follow the … Read more

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