Faux News

Original satirical news stories by Humor Times authors, ala The Onion. Political humor and satire making fun of politicians, the news media and events of the day.

Strange Phenomenon Baffles Experts

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Strange Phenomenon Baffles Experts
Hala Dika
Hala Dika
Hala Dika is an impoverished poet living in her parent's basement. Slowly losing all concept of money, she lives in a delusion of happiness. She hopes one day to be recognized posthumously.
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Experts have been perplexed by a strange phenomenon occurring worldwide involving political, religious and racial differences. A strange phenomenon seems to be occurring throughout the world. It appears … Read more

Santa Claus Asks Biden for Help with Reindeer Strike

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Santa Claus Asks Biden for Help with Reindeer Strike
Ted Holland
Ted Holland
Ted holland attended college for four years. The year that he bothered to go to class he studied history. He majored in throwing quarters in the jukebox in the Student Union canteen and minored in a girl named Marsha. His books include This Day In African American Musicand B Western Actors Encyclopedia.
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Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Santa Claus has appealed to President Biden for help in avoiding a planned reindeer strike this year. SNN North Pole reporter Freezyn … Read more

A World Cup Controversy

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A World Cup Controversy
JC Wade
JC Wade
J. Wade is a retired Chief Financial Officer from Missouri. He has had humor articles published in the Humor Times, USA Today, The Journal of Irreproducible Results and Unhinged Magazine, which is now defunct (not his fault).
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Former White House resident Donald Trump declares a World Cup controversy “like none you’ve ever seen.” On December 3rd Netherlands defeated the United States 3-1 in a FIFA … Read more

Runoff Season: Off and Running

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Runoff Season: Off and Running
David Wollman
David Wollman
David Wollman lives north of the border. No, not that border. The other one. Canada. (sighs) He uses his keyboard in the struggle to give voice to those who speak goof to power, and remind us all that it takes a village to raise an idiot. David's new screenplay is a multiverse of satire, "CULTURE WARS:THE FARCE AWAKENS".
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Yes, it’s Runoff Season: Beyond the Georgia senate race, runoffs are running rampant across the USA and the world. Georgia voters could be forgiven for thinking that Raphael … Read more

Conspiracy Theorist: The Whole World is Out to Get Trump

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Conspiracy Theorist: The Whole World is Out to Get Trump
Ted Holland
Ted Holland
Ted holland attended college for four years. The year that he bothered to go to class he studied history. He majored in throwing quarters in the jukebox in the Student Union canteen and minored in a girl named Marsha. His books include This Day In African American Musicand B Western Actors Encyclopedia.
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Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) World class conspiracy theorist explains why the whole political world is out to get Donald Trump. “Is former U.S. President Donald Trump … Read more

Ex-Prez to Get New Babysitter 24/7

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Ex-Prez to Get New Babysitter 24/7
Eric Green
Eric Green
Eric Green has Donald Trump to thank for a number of his satirical articles. As long as The Donald is around, Eric will continue to have new material to write about him. Eric finds writing satire a welcome escape from the realities of life. When he’s not trying to be satirical, Eric has been a former newspaper reporter, ex-press aide to a U.S. Senator on Capitol Hill, and ex-writer in the federal government. He's also the author of three mostly humorous books, the one he's most proud of is called Temporary Insanity, Costa Rica, My Way. For fun, he practices playing Beatles songs on the piano.You can find more about him on LinkedIn.
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Trump aides have made a bombshell announcement about a new babysitter at Mar-a-Lago estate. Probably the most consequential result from Donald Trump’s recent dinner with the antisemite conspiracy … Read more

Kari Lake Proclaims She’s the Real Governor of Arizona

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Kari Lake Proclaims She’s the Real Governor of Arizona
Eric Green
Eric Green
Eric Green has Donald Trump to thank for a number of his satirical articles. As long as The Donald is around, Eric will continue to have new material to write about him. Eric finds writing satire a welcome escape from the realities of life. When he’s not trying to be satirical, Eric has been a former newspaper reporter, ex-press aide to a U.S. Senator on Capitol Hill, and ex-writer in the federal government. He's also the author of three mostly humorous books, the one he's most proud of is called Temporary Insanity, Costa Rica, My Way. For fun, he practices playing Beatles songs on the piano.You can find more about him on LinkedIn.
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After her “rightful inauguration as the real Governor,” Kari Lake vows to throw her enemies in jail. The loser in the Arizona gubernatorial race, Kari Lake, says she’s … Read more

Leonard Leo Tapped to Rescue GOP

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Leonard Leo Tapped to Rescue GOP
Steve Schneider
Steve Schneider
Steve Schneider lives in Florida. Retired, he sometimes gets a good laugh following a few authoritarian politicians who call the Sunshine State home.
Steve Schneider
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The Federalist Society’s Leonard Leo is the Supreme Court whisperer. Now the GOP has tapped him to pick the next Republican ticket. GOP mega donors feared a 2024 … Read more

Future of U.S. Congress to be Decided by All Elite Wrestling Rampage

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Future of U.S. Congress to be Decided by All Elite Wrestling Rampage
Ted Holland
Ted Holland
Ted holland attended college for four years. The year that he bothered to go to class he studied history. He majored in throwing quarters in the jukebox in the Student Union canteen and minored in a girl named Marsha. His books include This Day In African American Musicand B Western Actors Encyclopedia.
Ted Holland
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Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) TNT will host a very special wrestling match to decide the winner of the Georgia Senate race, replacing the Dec. 6th runoff. … Read more

Alberta Premier Danielle Smith: ‘Great Grandma Was Ike’s Lovechild’

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Alberta Premier Danielle Smith: ‘Great Grandma Was Ike’s Lovechild’
David Wollman
David Wollman
David Wollman lives north of the border. No, not that border. The other one. Canada. (sighs) He uses his keyboard in the struggle to give voice to those who speak goof to power, and remind us all that it takes a village to raise an idiot. David's new screenplay is a multiverse of satire, "CULTURE WARS:THE FARCE AWAKENS".
David Wollman
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After criticism for claims of indigenous roots, Danielle Smith now says she’s related to Dwight Eisenhower and a Russian Tsar. Alberta, Canada Premier Danielle Smith is setting down … Read more

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