This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Trump’s the Lyin’ King
…and Republicans are the cowardly lyin’. Why won’t the “president” stop Putin bounties on our troops? Fraud lies exposed. Trump’s always on a collusion course with Russia. The … Read more
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In Lieu of Coin Shortage, US Hurriedly Mints Special Commemorative Coins That Don’t Go Over So Well
New commemorative coins not universally accepted. In a special move to answer a crying need for coins needed due to a shortage, the US Mints have begun issuing … Read more
Who Really Took Trump’s MoCA Test?
Turns out, the President didn’t actually take the MoCA test he brags so much about – a surrogate was needed. Hey, I’m Joe Shapiro, and not only did … Read more
Coronavirus Relief Negotiations Stall Over Cap on Thoughts & Prayers
Negotiations stall between Senate Republicans and Democrats over a controversial limit on federally-provided thoughts and prayers. Days of talks between Senate Republicans and Democrats saw negotiations stall as … Read more
Famed British Agent James Bond Arrested on 37,267 Counts of Sexual Assault and Rape
James Bond was taken into custody on international warrants, according to Slobovian Secret Service sources. Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Internationally famous British secret agent James Bond … Read more
More News That’s Unfit to Print
Unfit to Print: So we’ll just put it online. Goya, Oh Boya At a White House event earlier this month, Goya Foods CEO, Bob Unanue, remarked that Americans … Read more
Ivanka Takes a Star Wars Halloween Trip
Star Wars comes to life in the Trump home. A story has finally leaked out about an incident that happened around Halloween last year when Ivanka was not … Read more
Slobovian Sports Legend Unveils New International Sports League
Slobovia hopes to fill the need for competition with the new sports league. Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Baron Otto Von Klanginbangin, who ranks as one of … Read more
Trump: Western Science is Like Slovenian Women
“You never know what you’re gonna get and when you do they suddenly change their minds.” The President added: “So-called Western science tells ya one thing and then … Read more
Trump Discovers New Blue MAGA
Trump excited to win over Dems with new Blue MAGA hat, then has biggest temper tantrum yet. The White House staff has been more on edge than usual … Read more
