Barron Trump Suits Up for Battle, Family Style!
Suiting up for Battle, Family Style: “And, it’s about time,” Donald said. “Reaching for things is not a job!” The Trumps discuss Barron suiting up for battle, family … Read more
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Don’t Reign on My Parade!
Top 10 things our humble Emperor plans for his parade day on Constitution Avenue, celebrating his birthday! Sparing no tax-payer expense, I hear there’ll be Rocket Launchers, Missiles, … Read more
Why the Paddle Didn’t Rattle Trump: Melania’s Pre-speech Heckler Role Play!
Top 10 pre-speech heckler taunts Melania threw at Donald the night before The State of the Union! TOP 10 Heckler-Proof Insults Melania Sprang on Donald to Toughen His … Read more
Melania’s Hat: Inaugural Showstopper! Top 10 Reasons Why Melania Covered Her Eyes!
Melania’s hat: If the eyes are the windows of the soul – The First Lady needs Venetian Blinds! By this time we all should’ve figured out that Melania … Read more
According to Anthony Scaramucci, Trump Played Us a Tune!
Scaramucci: Just like the corny ‘Squeeze Box,’ Donald Trump continues to bellow & bray! Former White House Communication Director Anthony Scaramucci recently said, “It’s a big Tell when … Read more
Trump Fortunes Rebound with Online Sales
Bigly sales on Trumpstore.com have helped the Trump fortunes to rebound. The Trump fortunes rebounded with sales on Trumpstore.com, an online retail site featuring products promoted by the … Read more
Short on Cash, Mar-a-Lago Dinner Parties Go Bare Bones!
Donald Trump is cutting back on the Steak & Ice Cream at his Mar-a-Lago dinner parties. Remember Trump’s fancy Dinner Parties at Mar-a-Lago where he served his “beautiful … Read more
Melania Trump Mistakes Immigration Ceremony for Spa Day
The former first lady arrived at an immigration ceremony wearing a white robe and slippers, ready for spa day. Washington D.C. — Officials at the National Archives Museum … Read more
Marjorie Taylor Greene Announces Run for the Presidency
Georgia rep Marjorie Taylor Greene: VP isn’t good enough, announces own run for the presidency. Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene (R. GA) appears to have supplanted her role as … Read more
A Robin Hood Rerun
Imagine, if you would, an episode of the old PBS Program “Meeting of Minds” in which the former President meets with Robin Hood. In a recent “700 Club” … Read more
