Win a Date with a Cuomo! The Pros & Cons
The Pros & Cons: Win a date (or possible marriage) with the Governor of New York! Obviously, Man has not completely evolved yet! Sad to report, there are still stragglers … Read more
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Japan Reveals Plans for Spectacular Additions to Olympics
Spectacular surprise additions considered for some events to make sure that records were broken. Olympic Committee Objects Japan was so disappointed with the limitations the pandemic placed on … Read more
In Historic Deal, US to Allow Donald Trump to Preside as ‘Alt-President’
Exclusive Report! Alternative elections to be held on the Tuesday after regular elections; Alt-President gets own Alt-Twitter account. In a historic agreement between the federal government, the Federal … Read more
Shirtless, Overall-Clad Arkansas Secretary of Health Claims Covid Under Control in State
Arkansas Secretary of Health Krenshaw Pickens says he has no worries about Covid in Arkansas. LITTLE ROCK — Despite an alarming resurgence of Covid-19 in the state, a … Read more
Giuliani Was Disbarred: 10 More Things He’s Forbidden to Do
Sure Giuliani was disbarred and can’t practice law, but here are 10 more things now forbidden for Trump’s top loyalist! TEN MORE THINGS HE’S FORBIDDEN TO DO SINCE … Read more
Man Dies of Covid 19 Vaccine Overdose
The first COVID 19 vaccine overdose has been reported, and it ain’t pretty. Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) SNN medical correspondent Dr. Anna Phylaxis reports that someone … Read more
Newly-Discovered Delta Blues Strain May Be Deadliest Covid-19 Variant
The CDC now says the newest variant, the Delta Blues Strain, may hit hardest, affecting certain music listeners. Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) The newly discovered “Delta … Read more
Vice President Kamala Harris Unveils Plan to End Immigrant Border Crisis Forever
The Biden administration has a plan to solve the border crisis once and for all. Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Upon returning from her much-heralded trip to … Read more
Visitors from Outer Space?
Humor Times investigates: Are UFOs really visitors from outer space? Warning: This article is rated R for atrocious writing and offensive and insensitive stereotyping of space aliens and … Read more
Joe Biden & a Plus-One: Jiminy Cicadas – on First Overseas Trip!
You heard of a fly on the wall – well, Jiminy Cicadas is going 1st Class in President Biden’s pocket on his first overseas trip! President Biden left … Read more
