‘I Wish I Could Quit You’ – Trump to Vlad… Minus the Cojones
And, 9 other Goodbyes Trump wishes he could say to Putin: 9. “IT’S NOT ME, IT’S YOU!” 8. “TRUST ME, I WOULDN’T FIT WELL IN A GULAG!” 7. … Read more
And, 9 other Goodbyes Trump wishes he could say to Putin: 9. “IT’S NOT ME, IT’S YOU!” 8. “TRUST ME, I WOULDN’T FIT WELL IN A GULAG!” 7. … Read more
Putin’s puppet show was a good one. It was quite a shock to see the President of the United States bend the knee to Vladimir Putin and act … Read more
Trump wanted to end it all, but couldn’t remember the secret nuclear code word! Little did the world know that on May 31, 2017, President Donald J. Trump … Read more
Be the first on your block to get the hilarious, FREE Humor Times app! Did we mention it’s free? New edition: “Donald Trump’s European Vacation” – a cartoon … Read more
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more
“I’m just a newbie, still learning about this stuff,” says Judge Kavanaugh. Judge Brett Kavanaugh, President Donald Trump’s nominee for the Supreme Court seat being vacated by Justice … Read more
The Republicans attack with torches and pitchforks and the Democratic response is to introduce legislation to reform pitchfork safety standards. You don’t need 20/20 vision to see that … Read more
Trump secretly fears China could remove his personal care products from the American market. Inside sources today confirmed that President Trump fears becoming a victim of his own … Read more
Trump seeks advice from historical figures in hell who have ‘done this stuff before.’ A White House staffer who wishes to remain anonymous has leaked some very disturbing … Read more
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more